CFHL Week 7

Goon Crew vs. Who Give a Puck (3-3): The Goon Crew and Puck skated to a 3-3 tie for the week.  Crew's goal scoring woes continued and only manged 5 goals, 4 from one player in the name of Blake Wheeler.  Again the Goon Crew won PIM, living up to their name as  Simmonds lead the way with 10 PIM and now has 59 on the year.  He was brought in to be the goon of the squad. Duncan Keith and Dan Boyle combined for 8 assists for the Puck.  Both teams are looking for that big week to get back in the race.

Kane 5 assists!

Krampus Carols vs. Heisengerg's Ice (3-2-1):  Despite the Krampus Carols victory they still remain last in the league.  Krampus' Kane had a huge week scoring 3 goals and 5 assists and Backstrom added 2 more goals and 7 assists!  But wasn't enough.  Ryan Miller and Martin Brodeur helped the Krampus in net with 2 wins and a .935 SV%.  Sid the Kid and Voracek had 3 goals each for Heisenberg.

SLVB vs. AshBusters (4-2):  Ginger Twin powers activate! They activated to some pretty mediocre stats: 2 goals, 3 assists and a +2.  However Henrik tallied 8 PIM.  Claude Giroux was the games Number One star in a losing effort netting 2 goals, 3 assists, a +2 and 2 PIM.  Benny Bishop played well for the Killer Smurfs winning 2 games and an impressive .932.  Both teams are on the outside looking in for the playoffs but long way to go yet.

Sedin Twins decedents of Megamind

Not only is Kopitar a zombie, he's a mouth breather too!

 Checkers vs. Mayhem on Ice (5-1):  Well the Checkers now have best record in the league and hold the top spot in the league after the dismantling the Mayhem 5-1 and watching the Bunnies get shut out.  So after being the only Cherry Cup champion the Checkers are looking like a power house team now.  Posting impressive stats this week: 15 goals, 12 assists, +14, 3 wins and a .942 SV%.  Kopitar, Pavelski, and B. Saad had 3 goals each.  Jonas Hiller had to carry the load in net, and did as the only goalie to play.
Patrick Sharp did what he could for the Mayhem scoring 4 goals and 2 assists.

Commie scored 4 in one game!

Assassins vs USSR (3-2-1):  Assassins and the KGB battled it out but the Assassins got the last hit edging them in PIM 19-16.  Ovechkin had been a sniper for the USSR, this week getting 6 goals and now has 28 on the season!  Its  no wonder he had no assists...this Rooskie shoots!  The Assassins David Backes and Corey Perry had to combine to make 6 goals.

The Enforcers vs. Bunnies (5-0-1):  "Down Goes Fraizer, down goes Fraizer"  The Enforcers have moved up to #3 in the league with an impressive shut out of the Bunnies.  Bunnies only managed 2 goals, yes just 2, so it didn't take much to beat that, Enforcers only had 6 total goals.  The Enforcers dominated +/- and PIM (46-16).  Listen to these PIM: Kesler with 7, Iginla with 9 and Roussel with 20!  Antoine Roussel was goon of the week last week and managed to earn that recognition again this week.  16 came in one game! He now has 90 PIM!  When will the Enforcers take on the Goon Crew?  That will be a blood bath!

Enforcers take on anyone!