Wednesday, January 2, 2019

Fantasy Bowl XXXIV



FANTASY BOWL XXXIV

Cherry's Chislers 46  Molotov Cocktails 31

This was to be the match up of the decade!  Two of the highest scoring, high flying offenses.  One that weighed almost entirely on the Chiefs.  Another that was heavy on Rams.  Which team would prevail?  And is this the beginning of a new trend in the CFFL??

Well the Chislers were coming into their 11th Fantasy Bowl.  A veteran of the big game.  The Cocktails were on the big stage for the first time in their short franchise history. 

It started out slow, with an unexpected defensive TD by the Chislers/Patriots making the score 6-0, but most players were yet to take the field.  One player in particular that was supposed to play early was Davante Adams for the Cocktails.  However an injury kept him out of the game (while he was still in the starting line up).

Hill would score 2 TDs
4:00 was when the fire works were supposed to begin.  Chiefs and Rams.  6 of the 8 starting Cocktails were Chiefs.  The Chislers came with 4 starting Rams (Gurely was ruled out, so could have been 5). 

Mahomes would hit Hill for a big 11 point connection taking the lead for the Cocktails.  However, this would be the only 11 point connection for the 11 Point King Cocktails.  The Chislers however would get not one to counter, but 2 big 11 point connections from an unexpected source.

Josh Reynolds, a late substitution for Antonio Brown, would be the surprise player of the game for the Chislers as he caught 2 Goff TD passes!  Had Brown scored, there is no telling if he would have scored 2 TDs at all. 
Reynolds was the x-factor in the game!

Hill would score another TD, but on the ground, and Mahomes would throw another TD pass, but to a player that the Cocktails actually DIDN'T have.  Plus Kelce would be disappointing as he was shut out.
Jared Goff, FB XXXIV MVP

Jared Goff would eventually end the game with 16 points and earn Fantasy Bowl XXXIV MVP honors in the Chislers 6th victory in the Fantasy Bowl!  The closest to 6 titles is only 3 held by the Crew and then 8 others with 2 (Crickets, Jewels, Crush, Maulers, Power, Mooches, Mayhem and Krauts).  The Chislers are truly the Patriots of the CFFL.  All hail the Chislers!! (and the Chisler Luck)
Mahomes and Goff after the Fantasy Bowl



Player of the Year:  Patrick Mahomes, QB, Cocktails - 214 points


Rookie of the Year:  Saquon Barkley, RB, Juggs - 92 points



1st Team All Stars:
QB - Patrick Mahomes, Cocktails - 214
RB - Todd Gurley, Chislers - 132
RB - Alvin Kamara, Bums - 114
WR - Antonio Brown, Chislers - 90
TE - Eric Ebron, Crush - 84
WR - Tyreek Hill, Cocktails - 84
K - Ka'imi Fairbairn, Animals - 150
DEF - L.A. Rams, Ferrets - 40




2nd Team All Stars:
QB - Matt Ryan, Bums - 166
RB - Saquon Barkley, Juggs - 92
RB - Melvin Gordon, Crew - 88
WR - Davante Adams, Cocktails - 80
WR - Mike Williams, Krauts - 68
WR - DeAndre Hopkins, Animals - 66
K - Justin Tucker, Krauts - 141
DEF - Bears, Krauts - 38







All Nickname Team:
QB - Mitch "Bitch" Trubisky, Krauts
RB - Nick Chubb "Chubb, chubb, chubb", Chislers
RB - Alfred Blue "He needed the money", Titans
TE - George K.I."TT Boy" L.E., Dragons
TE - Mike "I don't always play fantasy football, but when I do I draft" Gesicki, Dragons
K - Jason "Michael" Myers, Crush





We will see everyone next year for the Cherry Fantasy Football Leagues' 35th season!!!