CFFL Week 7

 We have arrived at the halfway point of the regular season!  How is that possible?  Time flies when you're having fun, or in my case not having fun.  Are the Chislers and Legion on a collision course to meet in the Fantasy Bowl?  Both teams continue to win and are both 6-1.

Here is what happened in Week 7:

Chilsers 35  Wrecking Crew 14 - The Crew are awful and the Chislers are good.  Only points the Crew could manager were from their kicker and QB.  The Chislers got TDs from both backs, Pacheco "Peak at my Butthole" and Robinson.  Jordan Addison "Not Mattison" scored 2 meaningless TDs to lead the Chislers.

Addison hauled in two TDs for the Chislers

Animals 19  Ferrets 18 - Boring but close one.  Ferrets led the Animals 18-15 going into MNF no thanks to the fact they didn't have a starting K or Defense.  What's up with that?  But they still had a lead.  Animals needed just 1 TD pass from Brock Purdy to win and they got it, but it was a struggle. 

Purdy had only 1 TD pass but was enough for the win

 Warbirds 37  Dragons 18 - The Warbirds were all over the Dragons this week in the battle for the South.  The 18 points Dragons had all came from QB Lamar Jackson.  Warbirds were led by Jalen Hurts' 14 points and two TDs from Etienne.  If only the Dragons could have got some production from any of their other players.  They even got zero from their kicker!

Hurts throws for 14 points in the Warbirds win!

Titans 41  Killer Bees 27 - The Titans have won 2 in a row, this week defeating the Bees by scoring over 40 points for the second week in a row as well.  Kareem Hunt had 12 points for the Titans and kicker Dustin "Anthony" Hopkins kicked in 15 points!

Hunt is back and scored twice for the Titans

Juggernauts 45  Sinistars 29 - In a big game in the East the Juggernauts came away with the win and move into first place in the East.  CMC had two TDs late and now has scored in 16 straight games!  But the leading scorer for the Juggs?  Not CMC.  Not Amari Cooper.  Not Stefon "Dig Dug" Diggs.  It was Gardner Minshew "Magic" who had 20 points!

CMC 16 games in a row!  Now that's a Fantasy Football player

Krauts 22  Cocktails - The Krauts get the upset over the Cocktails, who have been working the trade market to try to make a run.  Well hasn't worked after one game.  Josh Allen of the Krauts scored 15 points in the win.  Cocktails did get 6 points from newly acquired WR A.J. Brown, who was unhappy in the Crew camp and was happy for the trade. 

Allen scored 15 big points in the Krauts victory

 Iron Legion 24  Killers 17 - The Legion move to 6-1 and keep rolling.  While they didn't get a lot of production from their players they did hit on a 10 point connection when Herbert found Everett in the end zone for a TD.  

That is what 10 points looks like...

Whales 50  Crush 19 - The defending champ Whales finally woke up and put a fifty-burger on the Crush who dropped to 1-6.  Mahomes came alive and threw for 16 points for the Whales.  They also got TDs from Barkley, Evans, Meyers  and a 10 point connection to Rashee Rice! 

Finally put up MVP numbers

Player of the Week:  Gardner Minshew, QB, Juggs, 20 points

Mid Season Grades:

North:

Cherry's Chislers - Grade A:   At 6-1 they seemed poised for a run.  They win even with out Burrow and Chase.

Alex's Animals - Grade B+:   Animals only 1 game back and seem to have RBs that can keep them in games

Fez's Ferrets - Grade C-:  Need to make sure he keeps an eye on his line up.  By end of season he will likely get Goffed.

Wrecking Crew - Grade D:  It is a rebuilding year for the Crew.  With limited draft picks this year, it is showing.

South:

Weiland's Warbirds - Grade B:  With Jalen Hurts on the team they have to be considered a contender.  And if Achane comes back, look out.

Monclova Dragons - Grade B-:  One of the best team the Dragons have had in years.  Jackson can put up big points.  Mostert a beast.  Need to have Jackson hit Flowers more often.

Killer Bees - Grade D+:  There is potential on this team (Kupp, LaPorta, Pickens) but nothing has materialized.  

Toledo Titans - Grade D:  Mac Jones and Zach Wilson are just not gonna get it done...

East:

Stamm's Sinistars - Grade A-:  This team has a lot of firepower with Ekeler, Hall, Montgomery and Lawrence.  Too bad they can't run the wishbone. 

Jakes' Juggernauts - Grade B:  This team will depend on McCaffrey.  Minshew's magic will fade.

Molotov Cocktails - Grade B:  They are assembling a team to make a run.  Tua can light it up and the running game of Walker and Henry is dangerous.

Kretz Krauts - Grade C-:  Hard to find a bright spot outside of Josh Allen with this team...

West:  

Iron Legion - Grade A-:  Grade more based on record than players.  Feel that they are too dependent on Chargers (3 players) and Packers (5 players).

Monterey Bay Whales - Grade C:  Hard to count out the champs with Mahomes, but this roster has lots of holes

Cam's Killers - Grade D:  Clearly a team lost with out Tom Brady.  Tyreek Hill could go for a high draft pick...

Cabucki's Crush - Grade F - At 1-6 the Crush have given up on the season.  And now Jefferson, their best player, is hurt.