CFFL Week 5

 

Then there was one.  The Chislers are the lone undefeated team after they hammered the Dragons 50-18.  The Iron Legion fell to the Sinistars for their first loss of the season.  Things just get easier for the Chislers as they take on the winless Titans next week.  

Here is what happened in Week 5...

Warbirds 31  Wrecking Crew 22 - Jalen Hurts led the Warbirds with 10 points and a win against the Crew.  Warbirds now tied with Dragons in the two team race in the South.  One of Hurts TD passes went to Warbird TE Goedert for a 10 point connection.  Both teams left lots of points on the bench.  Warbirds benched Etienne that had 14 points and the Crew started the wrong kicker benching Santos "Todd Chontos" who had 16 points!

Hurts had 10 points for the Birds..

Ferrets 54  Killer Bees 36 - Ferrets got a great game from Jared Goff, who had 18 big points but two of Goff's TD passes wen to Bees TE LaPorta.  Ferrets still trailed the Bees late 36-32 going into SNF.  They wouldn't trail for long as they got 3 TD catches from George Kittle "K.I. T.T. Boy" to soar past the Bees laying a 50-burger on them.  

Goff, "Are you not entertained?!"

Chislers 50  Dragons 18 - Speaking of 50-Burgers, the Chislers had one of their own against the Dragons.  This game was never in question as the Chislers were scoring at will in the afternoon window.  They got not one, not two, but three 10-point connections from Joe Burrow to Ja'Marr Chase!  Puka "Tuukka" Nacua also got a score.  Puka Nacua! Puka Nacua!!

Chase finally found the end zone...3 times!

Animals 24  Titans 21 - Down 21-8 heading into the SNF game, the Animals had some fire power to make a comeback with QB Purdy and WR Lamb.  Turns out it was a big night for Brock Purdy.  He would have 4 TD passes that night for 16 points and the 24-21 win.

Mr. Irrelevant? I think not!

Sinistars 22  Iron Legion 11 - With the Chargers on bye the Legion had little offense in this game.  No Herbert or Keenan Allen spelled doom.  Only Legion kicker Elliott would score.  Sinistars ground game dominated with TDs from Breece Hall and Montgomery.

Breece "Kids in the" Hall scores for Sinistars

Cocktails 37  Whales 22 - Fantasy Bowl hangover for the Whales?  They drop to 2-3 after winning the Fantasy Bowl last year.  They have given up 63 and 71 points and this week the Cocktails get 17 points from their kicker Greg "The Leg" in the win over the Whales.  

Greg "The Leg" boots in 17 huge points for Cocktails

Juggernauts 24  Killers 22 - It wasn't like the Killers had a chance with a 22-12 lead going into Sunday night against the Juggs who had McCaffrey and kicker Jake Moody "Blues" going.  They would combine for 12 points to give the Juggs the win 24-22.  It could have been a lot worse for the Killers had the Juggs started Fields (16 points ) and Zack "Mitch" Moss (12 points).

McCaffrey has scored in 14 straight games!

Krauts 59  Crush 23 - Krauts returned to dominance, at least for one week, pounding the Crush 59-23.  This game was over as soon as it began with 18 points from D.J. "T.C." Moore "Bookkeeping" on Thursday night!  Throw in 14 more points from Josh Allen early Sunday Morning and the Crush didn't even need to get out of bed.  What a waste of a 12 point performance from the Crush/Saints defense too.

Moore gets 3 TDs for Krauts!

Player of the Week:  George Kittle, TE, Ferrets - 18 points