CFFL Week 4

 Four weeks in the books already!  And then there were two.  As was predicted last week the two prevailing undefeated teams would be the Chislers, who took care of the Bees, and the Legion, who dropped 50 on the Cocktails.  The Animals handed the Dragons their first loss of the season.

Chislers at 4-0 now have a 2 game lead in the North and will take on the 3-1 Dragons.  Could this be the week the Chislers finally lose?  I'm going to say yes.  Iron Legion are the top scoring team in the league and will battle the Sinistars.  The Legion become the lone undefeated team.

Now let's take a look at last week's action...

Wrecking Crew 26 Titans 19 - The Crew kept the Titans winless finally getting production from A.J. Brown.  Brown scored his first TDs of the year last week, catching 2!  Josh Jacobs "Jingleheimerschmidt" also found the end zone for the first time for the Crew.  Is it signs of things to come?  Crew hope so.

AJ Brown hauls in a TD for Crew

Chislers 24  Bees 22 - Chislers needed a late TD on Sunday night from Pacheco "Peak at my Butthole" to give them a comfortable lead going into Monday night.  The Bees had kicker Jason "Michael" Myers and with kicking 6 points would have won had it not been for the Pacheco TD.  Chislers remain undefeated and have a commanding lead in the North despite Joe Burrow's pathetic play thus far.

"Peak at my butthole, peak at my butthole!"

Animals 45  Dragons 35 - Dragons got 20 points from QB Lamar Jackson but didn't get any points from anybody else except their kicker and defense.  Animals however got 12 points from waiver wire pick up of the year RB Kyren Williams.  So far Williams has scored 2 TDs in 3 out of 4 games this year!

Kyren Williams scores twice again!

Warbirds 45  Ferrets 24 - Warbirds rolled the Ferrets getting 12 points from Achane "Acne" and 12 points from Nico Collins.  Speaking of Kyren Williams, Achane now has 6 TDs in the past two weeks!  Maybe he is the waiver pick up of  the year...Kelce somehow didn't score with Taylor Swift in the stands.  

Achane has been scoring at will past two weeks!

Sinistars 29  Crush 14 - The Sinistars took an early lead and never looked back.  David Montgomery, who was questionable even to play, eventually got the green light to start and he didn't disappoint with 3 TD runs.  The Crush QB woes continue.  With Jimmy G out, Kenny "Baby Hands" Pickett hurt his knee in the game.  

Montgomery runs in 3 TDs for Sinistars!

Legion 50  Cocktails 28 - Week 1 the Legion scored 63 points.  This week the reach 50 against the  Cocktails and they did it unconventionally.  QB Justin Herbert had 16  huge points, but the story once again for the Legion was their Defense and kicker.  Jake Elliott had 14 points in the game and their defense, the Cowboys, scored multiple TDs again.  This week they got two INT returns. 

Herbert leads Legion to 50 points

Krauts 45  Killers 17 - Killers didn't have a chance against the Krauts and QB Josh Allen.  Allen had 22 points, outscoring the entire Killers team!  D.J. "T.C." Moore "Bookkeeping" caught a TD pass for the Krauts as did Calvin "and Hobbs" Ridley.

Josh Allen had 22 points for the Krauts

Juggernauts 71  Whales 8 - What is up with the Whales' defense?  They gave up 63 in Week 1 and now 71!  The Juggs had huge games from three of their players.  QB Anthony Richardson had 16 points that included a rushing TD.  WR Stefon "Dig Dug" Diggs had 18 points!  And last but not certainly least, Christian McCaffrey found the end zone 4 times for 24 points!  Some might wonder is 71 points a record?  Not even close.  The Chislers scored 88 points in 1998 vs. the Power.  In fact 71 points won't even crack the top 5.

Diggs celebrates with Juggs fans doing his best 
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin impression

Player of the Week:  Christian MCaffrey, RB, Juggernauts - 24 points