Week 4 in the CFFL

Mrs. Tannehill

Blow outs galore....

Titans 31. Mafia 11 - Titans get a surprise victory over the Mafia. Tannehill tossed in 2 scores and Justin "Mother" Tucker kicked in 11.  Only Crosby and the Lion Defense scored for the Mafia... who's getting whacked?

Dragons 31 Sinister 8 - Cairo "Todd" Santos, for the Dragons, made it into the record books with 21 points for a kicker.  That tied 2nd place all time with Gary Anderson, Chris Boniol  and Jeff Wilkins.

Ferrets 30 Roulette 16 - The Ferrets managed to muster up some old fashion Chisler luck playing against Ryan and Julio Jones, the deadliest 10 point connection.  Ryan and Jones combined for only 4 points.

Krauts 37  Wrecking Crew 15 - The Crew couldn't survive Jeremy Hill's 20 points or the fact they had 35 points on the Bench. Or the fact that Rodgers only had 4 points!!  McManus for the Krauts also hit double digits with 11.

Hill tallied 20 big points!

Juggernauts 32 Animals 6 - Juggernauts finally get a win with all those draft picks.  16 points came from kicker Catanzaro "CantStandYa".  Both teams combined for 58 points on the bench.  30 for Animals and Juggs QB Bradford had 12 points on the bench.

Cocktails 54 Chislers 24 - Two weeks in a row Cocktail RB Freeman scored 3 TDs!  Benching Luck for Cousins proved worthy as Cousins scored 10 points.  Rivers finally played like expected with 12 points. 

6 TDs in 2 weeks!!

Bums 26 Bees 18 - Bums win despite Starting Teddy "Two Gloves" Bridgewater and Prater  (combined 8 points) vs. Foles and Gould (22 points).  This was the Bees first loss of the season but still are in first in the Sad Sack South, tied with the Mayhem.

Crush 22 Mayhem 13 - Crush hold on vs the Mayhem handing them their first loss of the season as well.  Eli "Mouth Breather" Manning lead all players with 12 points.

Once a mouth breather always a mouth breather

After 4 weeks here is how the division are stacking up:

North:  Are the Ferrets running away with it?  With the Crew and Chislers a former shell of their championship selves and the Animals devastated by injury to Romo, the door is wide open for the Ferrets.  With Brady, Lacy, and Megatron they should keep rolling along.  They have a 2 game lead with all other teams sitting at 1-3.






South:  Bees and Mayhem couldn't capitalize on each other losing and still remain tied for first at 3-1 as the Titans and Dragons got wins to move to 2 games back.  When will the Bees start Winston over Manning?  Winston currently has outscored Manning 30-24...wait what?  If Dragons can get healthy (Adams and Lynch) they may be able to make a move.

East:  Truly toughest division in the CFFL.  Roulette, Cocktails and Krauts are all 3-1 and rank 1-3 in total points scored.  Cocktails have a hell of stable of backs (Peterson, Blount, Freeman).  Roulette have Ryan and Julio Jones not to mention Jamaal Charles.  Krauts have Rodgers and Jeremy Hill.  hard to argue those aren't the top 3 teams in the CFFL right now.

West:  Bums lead the west by one game over Mafia and Crush and just 2 games over Sinistars .  None of these teams have any real stand out players.  Bums likely the best team with Cobb and Gronkowski...and the chinless one Foles .

Key Match ups next week:

Ferrets at Cocktails - Battle between 2 division leaders.  Ferrets travel all the way to the Mother Land to face the Cocktails that have a lot of fire power. This will be a good test to see how far along these teams are.

Mayhem at Bums - another match up between division leaders.  Fitzgerald and Joseph Randle for the Mayhem vs. Cobb and Gronkowski for the Bums.