CFHL Week 13

Here is the action from Week 13 in the Cherry Fantasy Hockey League:

Goon Crew vs. Who Gives a Puck 4-2
In a game that the Puck finally get some good net minding play, they end up facing the Crew who have one of the best goaltender duos in the league.  The Puck ended up with 4 wins and a SV% of .940.  A solid week and good for 2 wins typically.  However the Crew raised him 2 wins to 6 and ended up with a SV% of .971.  Crawford had 2 wins and Varlamov had 4 for the Crew!  However the Crew will be without Varlamov for at least two games next week as he handles a civil lawsuit filed by his ex girlfriend.  Bitches be crazy...

USSR vs. Mayhem On Ice 3-3
The Soviets and the Mayhem skated to a split this week.  Dion Phaneuf for the Mayhem led all players with 11 PIM, which is pretty typical.  However as we all know its nice when Phaneuf is mentioned in the news letter...USSR had only one player to score more than one goal, Hoffman had 2 goals.  That was the total of the goals scored by the entire Mayhem team this week!  The Red Army got a nice number of wins from their goalies Schneider and Anderson, 5.  Bitches be hot...

Assassins vs. Checkers 4-2
The Assassins finally get on the winning side of a matchup after falling to last place in the league.  Malkin and Ryan did what they could to help their team with 4 and 3 goals respectively, including a hat trick by Malkin.  However the Assassins would dominate in most other categories.  Their Number One Star was the mouth breather Pavelski who had 2 goals, 3 assists a +4 for the Assassins.  And as goes the Kings goes the Checkers as their Kings players combined for a -7. Bitches be fetching hats..

Krampus Carols vs. AshBusters 4-2
Going into this week, the Krampus Carols and the AshBusters were tied for the Smythe Division lead both with 78 points.  This was for the lead in the division.  The Krampus would come out on top remaining the top team in the division.  Pairs of goals from Crosby, Hall, Perry, and Kucherov didn't hurt for the Krampus.  To go along with his pair of goals, Hall had 4 assists to match team captain Karlsson 4 assist.  Ekman-Larsson for the AshBusters earned Goon of the Game with 12 PIM. Bitches be random...