CFFL Week 3

This week saw our share of lopsided victories and a few big comebacks....

The Blowouts:

Roulette 44 Chislers 15

Manning is undefeated with the Roulette

Moscow, Russia - The Roulette dropped the Chislers to 0-3 as it appears that Chisler luck has run out.  Roulette were lead early by Julio Jones' two TD catches on Thursday and they really never looked back.  Rookie kicker Catanzaro had 11 and Manning had 9.  And to for good measure the Roulette Bear defense put a little salt in the wound with the Chislers done, put 6 more on the board.  The Green Bay Chislers combined for a whopping 1 point (Crosby, Nelson, Lacy).

Mafia 26 Mayhem 9
Tampa, FL - Mafia had little trouble with the Mayhem as they too took an early lead with Matt Ryan's 12 points on Thursday.  That would have been enough to beat the Mayhem but got 6 more from DeSean Jackson and 8 from Hauschka.  Mayhem got no points form Stafford, Gore or TY Hilton and had 12 points on the bench by Eddie Royal.

Killer Bees 50 Crush 22
Pasadena, CA - It was killer bee season in the Southern California woods this time as they destroyed the Crush getting scoring from all but one player and their D.  Andrew Luck had 16 points and Bradshaw, Victor "haven't scored a TD in 357 days" Cruz, Cecil "Eat my" Shorts, and "Orange" Julius Thomas all had TDs.

Beast Mode's 2 TDs help Dragons back on the Winning Track

Dragons 35 Bums 18
Dragons still bitter about the preseason predictions and their pitiful performance the prior week took it out on the Bums.  The running attack lead the way as the Dragons got 12 from "Beast Mode" Lynch and Reggie Bush.  The win ties them with the hated Bees in the South and drops the Bums to a game behind the Sinistars and Crush in the West.

Sinistars 29 Titans 7
Seattle, WA - Things seem to be getting back to normal in the CFFL as the Titans dropped their second in a row and only scored 7 points after scoring 30 or more the past two weeks.  Sinistars did it with little help from pretty boy Brady (4 points), however his one TD pass went to Gronkowski for the 10 point connection.   They also got production from their Cowboys Murray and Williams each scoring a TD

Gronk and Bibi...always having fun...

The Comebacks:

Animals 34 Cocktails 23

Cocktail fans were not happy!

Leningrad, Russia - The Molotov Cocktails took an early lead in this one as newly acquired Harry "Balls" Douglas scored an early TD and they would hold this lead to the bitter end leading going into Sunday nights game 19-16.  However this is where the Animals were unleashed as they tallied 18 points on Sunday night (12 from Antonio Brown and 6 from Kelvin "Private" Benjamin). This team from old Leningrad wasn't called Molotov Cocktails for nothing for after the Animals onslaught, the game had to be delayed due to fans chucking said team name's explosives onto the playing field.

Cutler and Bennett hooked up twice!

Wrecking Crew 41 Juggernauts 28
Rome, Italy - The Juggernauts had build a nice 28-12 lead going into Monday night thanks to 12 points from Foles and 10 from Bailey.  Crew had only got 12 points from Bernard.  Things would have to go just right Monday night as the Crew brought in their Chicago Crew of Cutler, Bennett and Gould.  However with the Juggs fielding Marshall it would be imperative that Cutler not throw to Marshall.  The result?  Crew hit on not one but two 11 point connections as Cutler hit Bennett for 2 TDs.  "And that's all she wrote".

Ho Hum Game of the Week:
Krauts 21 Ferrets 14
Berlin, Germany - Not much to write about this this game  Ferrets really never in, specially when the only Kaepernick TD pass went to Kraut WR Crabtree...

Player of the Week - Andrew Luck, Killer Bees - 16 points.

Andrew Luck helped the Bees dispense the Crush as he threw for 4 TDs in the victory.

Standings are close after 3 weeks with most teams only a game out of first in their divisions.  There are only 2 teams at 3-0, the Crew and the Roulette.  Crew lead by their Chicago Crew and power jumbo formation of 3 TEs, and the Roulette lead by Manning and Julio Jones and the surprise Knile Davis...The Bees, despite their one loss, lead the league in scoring and have totals of 42, 36, and 50.  Watch out for this team...Only 1 team hasn't got their firs win and surprisingly its the Chislers, the perennial power house.  Hard times have fallen on the Chislers as their Green Bay connections has disappointed thus far.  Will they be able to turn it around has yet to be seen.

CFFL Power Rankings top 3:

1. R.C. Wrecking Crew 3-0











2. Russian Roulette 3-0











3. Georgia Killer Bees 2-1