CFFL Week 11 Review

Another wacky week in the CFFL as the entire North goes down....(yeah if you havent' figured out that this blog is tilted toward the North, just like ESPN is tilted to the east coast, Jets, Pats, Giants, oh and Cowboys).

"I only needed one more TD!!!" 
This was the cry for the Chisler owner as he faced off with the Crush and with all but 2 players on the Chiz playing for the Ravens and Chargers, it depended on those games.  The Crush are now riding on some "Luck" and got 8 points from that and then got a coveted defensive TD by the Saints.  SD Chislers came up with only 8 points, while kicker Bryant tallied 11 points.  The Chiz was sill behind 26-19 and both had players in SNF.  Crush didn't get anything form Emmanuel "Webster" Sanders but the Chislers got an early special teams score by the Ravens to make score 26-25.  All they needed was another TD by Torrey Smith or Ray Rice.  Seemed likely right?  WRONG!  Nothing....and Crush get a rare win.

"3 Defensive TD??? Really???"
What more can the Crew do?  I mean really?  They score 44 points but still lose 51-44.  Why you ask?  Well the Twin Patriots D scored 18 points!  Crew again, even with Cutler out, got balance attack with all but 2 players scoring (Givens and Jets D).  But apparently the Twins proved that you only need a few players to score a bunch of points instead of balance.  Dalton - 14, kicker Graham - 13 and their D 18.  The loss for the Crew hurts their playoff chances and will now have to win out to make it. 

"How do I keep Winning?"
This was the Bums true statement.  Because if you look at his lineup you wonder how they are 7-4.  But they got 13 form "Jew-fro" Freeman, and 12 from Lance "Rocket" Moore.  Animals could only manage points from their QB and K (RGIII and Nugent).  The Animals will have to do better than that if they hope to compete in the North and make a run at the Fantasy Bowl.  Bums continue to use the smoke and mirror game plan.

"My Season's over"
Ferrets owner, sitting at 7-4 and leading the North is bound and determined to just fold up and not be worthy of success.  This week they fell short of the Mafia 31-29 as Manning late in the game could get just one more TD pass to go with the 3 he already threw.  It would appear that the Ferrets need some help for Manning.  Arian Foster had some close calls to put the game away but fell short of the endzone.  Tony Romo of the Mafia got his revenge on a team that while he played many years for, always criticized him each and every year...Karma!

"Heat up the ovens"
Its hard to find a bigger collapse then what we have seen with the Krauts, who after starting 4-1 and seemingly controlling the Eastern Bloc, they have now lost 6 in a row to fall to 4-7.  And to make matters worse they scored only 3 points this week in a loss to the Mayhem 20-3.  The Mayhem victory moves them to just one game behind the Bees.  "Showers are on too!"

"Run Coward! I Live!"
The Sinister get back on the winning track as they took down the Bees 31-24.  Even Brees couldn't get the Bees back in it with 3 TD passes. It was a balanced attack as Alexander caught 2 TD passes.   Both teams still lead their divisions by one game. No RBs scored for Sinistars and no WRs scored for the Bees. Neither of these teams seem to be a big threat for a Fantasy Bowl title right now....

"Should have started...."
Both teams could be crying this!  While the Dragons went with "homer" kicker Dan "If I was a" Carpenter "and you were a douche bag" instead of  "Nina" Hartley they would have won 30-25 instead of losing 25-24.  (And the Dragons win the best kicker duo nick names).  Now wait.  The Roulette might say "I should have started Blackmon and Lewis" both would have given them 18 more points. Running attack of the "Law Firm" and Felix "The Cat" saved the day.    Loss hurts the Dragons' chances for playoffs.  Roulette, after giving up with the season, has won 3 in row and technically could compete for playoff spot.

"The Titans are the cure of what ails ya"
After sweeping his Brother the Titans have lost three in a row scoring 10, 13, and 15 each week (they scored only 15 in beating their Brother the Dragons before this 3 game skid).  This week only their kicker and D scored for Titans.  The Jug gs took full advantage of this and tallied 41 points, 12 coming from Gronkowski, but might be all the points see from the Gronk.  The win by Mafia put them at 5-6 and in the hunt for a playoff spot.