🏈 CFFL Weekly Recap – Week 5
“The Giants Fall, the Chaos Rises”
Two undefeated teams went down, one winless team stayed that way, and the league standings just got a whole lot tighter. Here’s how it all shook out in a wild Week 5:
Wrecking Crew (2-3) 25 – Warbirds (2-3) 16
The Crew made it back-to-back wins, grinding out a 25-16 victory over the Warbirds. Baker Mayfield delivered 9 tough points and Zach Charbonnet “I like Charbonnet” punched in another score. The Warbirds were grounded by Justin Herbert’s disappointing 4-point outing and a goose egg from Woody “Skid” Marks.
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| Gutty performance by Baker gives Crew the "W" |
Ferrets (3-2) 41 – Killer Bees (2-3) 35
QB roulette finally worked for the Ferrets, who started Dak Prescott over Trevor Lawrence. Both scored 16, but Prescott’s early points helped hold off the surging Bees. A.J. Barner’s 12 points kept things close, but the Ferrets clawed their way to 3-2.
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| Dak comes up big for the Ferrets! |
Dragons (2-3) 35 – Chislers (3-2) 31
No Chisler luck this week! Kyren Williams found the end zone twice early to give the Dragons control, and Tua Tagovailoa chipped in 12 more. The Chislers had one last chance Monday night—just a TD from Marquise “Hollywood” Brown would’ve done it—but he came up empty.
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| Williams 2 TDs help Dragons to victory |
Dominators (2-3) 40 – Animals (4-1) 25
The Dominators ended the Animals’ perfect season with a wildcat win. No QB? No problem. Javonte Williams (12) and Tony Pollard (6) led the way in a balanced attack, handing the mighty Animals their first loss of 2025.
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| Williams might have been steel of the draft |
Sinistars (4-1) 56 – Iron Legion (3-2) 25
The Sinistar steamroller struck again. Eddy Pineiro booted 14 on Thursday, Jonathan Taylor exploded for 20, and even newly acquired Nick Chubb scored after being scooped off waivers. The Legion never stood a chance as the Sinistars posted the highest score of the week.
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| 20 big points for Taylor! |
Whales (3-2) 44 – Cocktails (0-5) 27
The slide continues for the Cocktails—now a franchise-worst 0-5 start. Jake “Turd” Ferguson found the end zone twice, and kicker McLaughlin chipped in 12 more for the Whales. The Cocktails keep fighting, but moral victories don’t count in the standings.
Killers (2-3) 24 – Juggernauts (4-1) 18
The Juggs’ perfect season is no more. With multiple starters sidelined, the offense sputtered. The Killers pounced behind Jared Goff’s 12 points and a long-awaited TD from J.K. Dobbins. A statement win for a team desperate to stay in the hunt.
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| Goff's 12 points gets the win for the Killers! |
Lunatics (2-3) 38 – Krauts (2-3) 29
Fantasy Bowl hangover confirmed? The defending champ Krauts fall below .500 again after a furious Lunatics rally. Kareem Hunt took over late Monday with two TDs, sealing a 38-29 comeback victory for the expansion squad.
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| Kareem Hunt scores the game winner! |
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🏆 CFFL Power Rankings – Week 5
1. Sinistars (4-1) ⬆️
The Sinistar steamroller has arrived. Jonathan Taylor went nuclear, Pineiro can’t miss, and they’re scoring at will. They’ve outscored everyone the past two weeks—right now, they’re the team to beat.
2. Animals (4-1) ⬇️
Finally human. The loss to the Dominators stings, but Lamar and “Flying” St. Brown are still the league’s most explosive duo. Expect a bounce-back performance next week.
3. Juggernauts (4-1) ⬇️
The perfect record is gone, and the offense looked sluggish. Missing key players hurt, but this team’s depth usually keeps them dangerous. A small stumble, not a collapse.
4. Chislers (3-2) →
They finally ran out of Chisler Luck, but this is still a high-powered squad. Jeanty and Josh Allen can erupt any week. Still a threat in the North.
5. Iron Legion (3-2) ⬇️
Ran into the Sinistar buzzsaw, but still one of the most balanced teams around. They’ll regroup fast—especially if the defense keeps scoring.
6. Ferrets (3-2) ⬆️
QB musical chairs or not, they’re finding ways to win. Prescott looked sharp, Aubrey is automatic, and this team feels more stable each week.
7. Whales (3-2) ⬆️
Two straight wins and solid play from Hurts and McLaughlin. The WRs are heating up, and “Turd” Ferguson might have just become a weekly play.
8. Krauts (2-3) ⬇️
The champs are in trouble. The spark from last season is missing, and the Lunatics stunned them late. They need a Derrick Henry takeover soon to right the ship.
9. Dragons (2-3) ⬆️
A much-needed win over the Chislers keeps their season alive. Tua and Kyren Williams are finding rhythm—maybe the fire’s finally lit.
No QB, no problem. The run game and defense got it done against the previously undefeated Animals. If they can find steady QB play, this team could surge.
11. Killers (2-3) ⬆️
Goff delivered and Dobbins scored—two things this team desperately needed. Still banged up, but they’re scrapping to stay relevant.
12. Wrecking Crew (2-3) ⬆️
Two straight wins and finally some life. Baker and Charbonnet are doing just enough, but can the Crew keep it rolling? We’ve seen this movie before…
13. Lunatics (2-3) ⬆️
Don’t look now—the expansion team has back-to-back wins and just took down the defending champs. They’re scrappy, unpredictable, and fun to watch.
14. Cocktails (0-5) ⬇️
The heartbreak tour continues. Five losses, most of them close. The roster’s talented, but at this point, they just need something to go right.
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