Tuesday, October 21, 2025

CFFL Updates Week 6 and 7


 

Since I was in Vegas last week here is a quick recap on where we are at after Week 6 and 7.  Divisions are starting to take shape.  Week 7 saw a 68 point total and a 70 point total!!

⏫In the North 

The Animals and Ferrets share the lead at 5-2. 

Ferrets were able to dispense of the Dragons in a close one In Week 6 27-21 behind Dak's 12 points and in Week 7, holy cow!  To begin the home and home series against the Chislers they dropped 70 points on them, winning 70-19.  Yeah Josh Allen was on a bye, but I don't think he could have even made a difference.  He got 12 from Dak, 12 from Gibbs, 12 from McBride and 14 from kicker Aubrey.

Animals however were able to bounce back from their 31-25 loss to the Warbirds in Week 6 by holding
off the Wrecking Crew 28-27.  Crew mounted a comeback with 12 points from Charbonnet "I like Charbonnet" late Monday night, but came up 1 point short.  Rice back on the playing field scored 12 points for the Animals in the win.  Crew now a miserable 2-5. 

Chislers still in it at 4-3 thanks to a shutout of the Dominators in Week 6, 32-0.  This is the first ever shutout in CFFL history. (as far as we can remember)

🌴In the South

The South remains on-brand — every team under .500 at 3-4, perfectly living up to its reputation as the league’s “weakest division.”

After battling the North in Week 6 (Bees and Warbirds getting wins over Crew and Animals, while Dragons and Dominators losing to the Ferrets and Chislers) they begin their home and home series. 

Last week Dominators scored 0 points, this week the Bees scored only 2 points in their loss to the Dragons who got 16 big points from Rodgers.

Dominators offense bounced back from being shut out last week scoring 39 points beating the Warbirds 39-33.  They got two 10 point connections from Rattler to Olave!  I don't think that was on anybody's draft boards back in August!

πŸ’£In the East

It is becoming a two horse race in the East.  The Juggernauts and the Sinistars now lead the way both at 5-2. 

The Juggernauts moved past the Lunatics of the West in Week 6 behind 12 points from Josh Jacobs "Jinglehiemerschmidt". But then suffered only their second loss to the winless Cocktails in the opening of the home and home series.  18 points from Quinshon Judkins helped the Cocktails get off the schnide.

When you score 48 points you feel pretty good about getting the in.  Well not the Krauts.  With 20 points from Stafford, 12 from McCaffrey and 16 from kicker Reichard it wouldn't be enough to survive
the Sinistar onslaught of 68 points!  Mahomes had 12 but both Jonathan Taylor and Davante Adams had 18 points each!  Krauts at 3-4 definitely having a Fantasy Bowl Championship hangover...

🌊In the West


It is still a little tight in the West, but the Whales have a one game lead over the Legion.  

The Whales are rolling scoring 50 plus points over the past two weeks. Week 6 saw them defeat the Sinistars 52-26 behind a huge game from rookie Cam Skattebo and then this week 51-10 over the Killers thanks to a pair of 12 point performances by Hurts and "Turd" Ferguson.  

The Legion, a game back, are far less proficient.  Losing to the Krauts 33-10, and then edging the Lunatics 20-13, getting no points from their QB Wentz or star RB Barkley.

Killers showed some promise a week ago beating the then winless Cocktails 28-15 with 8 points from Goff, but this week they ran into the Whales buzzsaw and then had Mike Evans get injured again in his first game back from the hammy injury...



🧭 CFFL Power Rankings – Week 7 Edition

The standings tell one story. The Power Rankings tell the truth.


πŸ₯‡ 1. Sinistars (5-2)

πŸ”₯ Last Week: 68 points, pure domination.
This team is an absolute wagon. Mahomes is steady, but it’s the combo of Jonathan Taylor and Davante Adams that makes this squad terrifying. When your kicker scores double digits and you still drop 68, that’s elite depth. Run cowards!

Mahomes leads the league with 80 points


πŸ₯ˆ 2. Ferrets (5-2)

Last Week: 70 points, and no mercy shown.
They didn’t just beat the Chislers—they embarrassed them. Dak has been money, Gibbs is hitting his stride, and kicker Aubrey might be the most consistent player in the league. They’re surging at the perfect time.


πŸ₯‰ 3. Animals (5-2)

Back on track with a one-point nail-biter.
After a stumble in Week 6, the Animals clawed their way past the Crew. Rashee Rice’s return gives their offense new life, but they’ve shown cracks. Still a dangerous, balanced roster capable of beating anyone.


4. Whales (5-2)

The ocean is calm—and deadly.
The Whales have quietly become one of the most complete teams in the league, averaging over 50 points in their last two games. Hurts, "Turd" Ferguson, and Skattebo "Boo" are leading a sneaky powerhouse.


5. Juggernauts (5-2)

Juggs jugged by the winless Cocktails.
A surprising loss knocked them down a peg, but let’s not panic. Jacobs and a solid supporting cast keep them among the elite. 


6. Chislers (4-3)

From historic shutout to historic beatdown.
One week, they pitch the first shutout in league history. The next, they give up 70. The inconsistency is maddening—but the talent’s there. They just need that Chisler luck to return.



7. Krauts (3-4)

The hangover is real.
They’re still putting up points, but can’t buy a break. When you score 48 and still lose, it’s not your year. The champs are talented, just unlucky—and the Sinistars reminded them how far they’ve fallen.


8. Dominators (3-4)

From 0 points to 39—talk about a rebound.
The Rattler-to-Olave combo was lightning in a bottle. If that continues, they could rise fast. But this team is unpredictable—dominant one week, invisible the next.


9. Warbirds (3-4)

Flying just below the radar.
They’ve been in every game but haven’t quite broken through. Herbert has to play better if they want to stay in contention. That 33-point output in Week 7 was nice, but consistency is the issue.


10. Dragons (3-4)

Breathing just enough fire to stay alive.
A good win over the Bees keeps hope alive. But they’ll need more than Rodgers’ 16 points to compete with the Ferrets and Animals of the world.


11. Iron Legion (4-3)

Clunky but competitive.
The Legion are grinding out wins despite no-shows from key stars. Barkley and Wentz combining for zero is unacceptable. They’re in the playoff mix, but the offense has to wake up.


12. Wrecking Crew (2-5)

Wrecked more than wrecking.
Two straight heartbreakers have this team reeling. Baker and Charbonnet are doing what they can, but the Crew are finding new ways to lose.


13. Killer Bees (3-4)

Two points. That’s it.
There’s not much buzz left in the hive. When your entire team scores two points, it’s time to look in the mirror.


14. Cocktails (1-6)

🍸 Finally off the schneid!
It took seven weeks, but the Cocktails finally got that elusive first win. Judkins looks like a keeper, and 48 points is a reason to toast. Still, the climb back to relevance will be a steep one.



🏈Week 8 look ahead

Let's take a look at the back end of the dreaded home and home series...

Wrecking Crew at Animals (+1) If only the Crew could have pulled off game 1 and make right lineup decisions.  Its do or die for the Crew now. Take Animals.... 😞

Chislers at Ferrets (-10) Clearly an over reaction in the market.  Allen is back and Chislers bounce back and split the series

Dragons at Bees (+1) Can the Dragons complete the sweep?  I wouldn't count on Bees scoring only 2 points again.  Grab the point and the Bees

Warbirds at Dominators (+2) Will the Rattler to Olave connection continue?  If it does I see another win.  

Juggernauts at Cocktails (+15) There is blood in the water and the Cocktails smell it.  A sweep would go a long way in getting back into the mix.  Take the 15!

Sinistars at Krauts (+3) Usually after a shoot out you get a low scoring game.  Take the Krauts in a slugfest.

Legion at Lunatics (+10) Chapter two in the brother battle. I wouldn't lay 10 but Legion get the sweep.

Killers at Whales (-17) Whales are rolling, Killers continue to reel with injuries. 17 points is a lot to lay, but expect the Whales to dominate again.



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