Tuesday, March 17, 2026

CFHL Update Week 12




 Well it's looking pretty bleak for the bottom 4 to try to sneak into the playoffs.  Goon Crew had a bad week against the Raisins and now 3 points out of a playoff spot.  Empire is 5 points out, Checkers 7 and the White Mambas are 9 points out with only 2 weeks to go.


Last week's action...

California Raisins vs. Goon Crew 4-2-1 - Raisins had a pretty easy week defeating the Crew.  They were led by the 3 goalie wins by Jake Oettinger.  Matt Boldy and Celebrini both had 3 goals in the win as the Raisins look like a lock for the playoffs.

Assassins vs. Greek Empire 5-0-2 - I am not sure if there is a team that is going to be able to stop this freight train called the Assassins!  In another dominating performance, they got 4 goals from Batherson, 4 assists from Draisaitl, and 12 blocks from Brandt Clarke.  



Krampus Carols vs. Slapshots 4-3 - The Krampus improved their chances of a trip to the playoffs with this win.  Panarin was the teams number 1 star getting 2 goals, 4 helpers, 2 PPP 2 hits and a blocked shot.  If they could have got anything from their goalies, this could have been worse.



Space Monkey Mafia vs. Checkers 4-3 - Checker's playoff window starting to close.  They had a big fat ZERO for PPP!.  Dylan Guenthere had 4 goals, 5 hits and 3 blocks for the Space Monkey.



Who Gives a Puck vs. White Mambas 3-3-1 - It looks like the defending champ Puck will have a shot to defend their title sitting in 4th overall in the standings.  Cozens had 14 hits and they had 10 blocks from Thomas Chabot.  Pavel Dorofeyev led the team in goals with 4.



Three Stars of the Week:

Number 1 Star:  Macklin Celebrini, C, Raisins  - 3 goals, 3 assists, 1 PPP, 4 hits, 5 blocks

Number 2 Star:  Connor McDavid, C, Empire - 2 goals, 4 assist, 3 PPP, 3 hits

Number 3 Star:  Artemi Panarin, F, Krampus - 2 goals, 4 assists, 2 PPP, 2 hits, 1 block

Goon of the Week:  Dylan Cozens, C, Puck - 14 hits

Blockhead of the Week: Brandt Clarke, D, Assassins - 12 blocks

Net Minder of the Week:  Jake Oettinger, Raisins - 3 wins, .940 SV%



Tuesday, March 10, 2026

CFHL Update Push for the Playoffs



 Its time for that push for the playoffs in the CFHL!  The two division winners get the top two seeds and then the next 4 teams in the standings round it out.  We only have 3 more weeks in the regular season, so now is the time!

It would appear that the Assassins are pretty much a lock for the Number 1 seed with 96 points, 15 more than the next team!  They have three players with over 30 goals led by Draisaitl and Robertson both with 34 goals.  Draisaitl also leads the team in assists (58) and PPP (40). 


Space Monkey Mafia lead the Smyth division but only by 2 points above the Slapshots.  These guys last week got 6 goalie wins for the week.  Yes that's right, 6! And of course against the Goon Crew.  Lane Hutson on their blue line is having a monster of a season and leads the team in assists with 53!  That is huge for a D-man. 


The next four would be Slapshots, defending champ Who Gives a Puck, Raisins and Greek Empire.  Only 5 points separate this group from 3-6 seeds.  On the outside looking in only 1 point back is the Goon Crew and the Krampus Carols.  The Goon Crew before last week was sitting comfortably in a playoff spot, until they lost 6-1 to the Space Monkeys.  

The Goon Crew have some serious goal scoring issues (only 4 last week) but with a healthy Gibson in net could try to turn it around.  They have a huge match up this week with the Raisins.  The Raisins have enjoyed the play of their young outstanding center Celebrini who has tallied 32 goals to go along with his 57 helpers!


The Slapshots are looking to take over the Smythe division spot if they can catch the Space Monkey.  Slapshots are full of "Hanson" type players with 4 players with over 100 hits led by Brenden Dillon's 158 hits!


Tall task this week for the Greek Empire as they take on the Assassins.  But when you have Connor McDavid anything is possible.  McDavid has 73 assists and 43 PPP so far on the season!  The Empire also have 6 players with over 40 assists, including 3 defenseman!







Tuesday, February 3, 2026

CFHL Week 6


Week 6 action and the Assassins still leading the league by 7 points!


Goon Crew vs. Who Gives a Puck 4-3
Crew managed to hang on against the defending champs and come away with a close win.  Goalies really let down the Crew, but thankfully they had good production from their skaters winning goals, assists, hits and blocks!  Travis Konecny had 5 goals and David Pastrnak had 5 helpers in the win!


California Raisins vs. Assassins 3-3-1
It looked like the Assassins were finally going to lose down 4-2-1 heading into the final day of the week.  But Sunday belonged to the Assassins as they got a PPP from Charlie McAvoy to break the tie in PPP and Bussi got the win to tie Goalie wins.  Almost Raisins, almost...


Krampus Carols vs. Checkers 5-2
In typical Checker fashion they dominated in hits (53-16) and blocks (31-16) but that was it.  Their reliance on hits and blocks might be coming back to bite them.  Krampus had 23 assists including 6 from Kucherov who had another amazing week.  Goalie Vasilevskiy had 3 wins and a SSV% of .930 for the Krampus as well.


Space Monkey vs. Slapshots 4-2-1
This game was closer than the score indicated as the Space Monkeys edged the Slapshots by only 1 goal, 1 block and they tied in goalie wins.  Alex Tuch led the Space Monkeys with 4 goals for the week while Noah Dobson had 7 blocks.


Greek Empire vs White Mambas 3-2-2
The two teams tied with goals at 12 a piece, despite the fact that the Empire got 6 goals from the blue line between defenseman Dahlin and Raddysh.  Both teams also tied in goalie wins at 2 each, with every goalie getting a win.  Gustavsson was the best of the bunch notching a .967 SV% for the Mambas.



The Three Stars of the Week

Number One Star of the Week: Travis Konecny, F, Crew -  5 goals, 2 assists, 1 PPP, 8 hits, 1 block

Number Two Star of the Week:  Nikita Kucherov, F, Krampus - 2 goals, 6 assists, 4 PPP, 3 hits, 4 blocks (4x star)

Number Three Star of the Week:  Morgan Geekie, C, Checkers - 4 goals, 2 assists, 1PPP, 5 hits 2 blocks (2x star)

Netminder of the Week:  Andrei Vasilevskiy, Krampus - 3 wins, .930 SV%

Goon of the Week:  Alex Laferriere, F, Checkers - 14 hits

Blockhead of the Week:  Brandt Clarke, D, Assassins - 16 blocks



Tuesday, January 27, 2026

CFHL Week 5



 The action on the ice during Week 5 in the CFHL...a 5-2 kind of week!



Assassins vs. Goon Crew 5-2
The Assassins keep rolling on.  They now have a 6 point lead in total standings and an 11 point lead in the Cherry Division!  After the Goon Crew grabbed an early lead, the Assassins roared back over the weekend to defeat the Goon Crew 5-2.  They dominated all offensive and goalie categories.  Brock Nelson and Jason Robertson both had 3 goals for the Assassins.


Slapshots vs. Raisins 5-2
Funny what happens when you finally figure out how to change your line up.  Slapshots apparently did and had little trouble defeating the Raisins out scoring them 14-7 in goals and out hitting them 50-37.  Leading the way for the Slapshots was Cole Caufield's 5 goal performance!  The Raisins did get a total of 4 goalie wins, 2 each from Oettinger and Vejmelka.


Checkers vs. Empire 5-2
Checkers poor performance in goals and assist made no difference as they would take the rest of the categories easily including their customary plus 50 hit week (53).  Morgan Geekie had a top star performance for the Checkers with 3 goals 2 assists, 5 PPP, 6 hits and 2 blocks!  What can't this guy do?  Old man Stamkos even got in the act with 3 PPP and 5 hits!



Who Gives a Puck vs. Krampus Carols 5-2
The defending champs bounced back nicely after last week's embarrassing 6-0-1 loss to the Empire.  It was a close one in goals as the Puck edged them by 1, 13-12.  Kaprizov had an amazing week for the Puck scoring 3 goals with 6 assists, 5 PPP and 3 hits.  


Space Monkey vs. White Mambas 5-2
And in our final 5-2 game of the week the Space Monkey beat the Mamba behind 3 goals from Malkin and the usual 11 hits from Brady Tkachuk.  Dougie Hamilton, from the Space Monkey blue line, had 4 assists, 3 PPP and 3 hits plus 5 blocks in the victory.


Three Stars of the Week

Number One Star:  Kirill Kaprizov, F, Puck - 3goals, 6 assists, 5 PPP, 3 hits, 1 block

Number Two Star:  Morgan Geekie, C, Checkers - 3 goals 2 assists, 5 PPP, 6 hits, 2 blocs

Number Three Star:  Nikita Kucherov, F, Krampus - 1 goal 6 assists, 1PPP and 1 hit (3 x Star)

Net Minder of the Week:  John Gibson, G, Goon Crew - 2 wins, .966 SV% (2x)

Goon of the Week:  Dylan Cozens, F, Puck - 13 hits

Blockhead of the Week:  MacKenzie Weegar, D, Goon Crew - 14 blocks



Thursday, January 22, 2026

CFHL Week 4


 CFHL Week 4 action and awards...


Goon Crew vs. Slapshots 4-3
Despite the Slapshots offensive performance, winning goals, assists and PPP the Crew were able to get the win by taking the remaining 4 categories (Hits, blocks, goalie wins and SV%).  John Gibson continues to be on fire getting 3 wins for the week.


Checkers vs. White Mambas 4-3
Checkers edged the Mambas 4-3 beating them by just one block 36-35!  Alex DeBrincat had a solid week 3-3-2-1-4  while Darnell Nurse got 6 hits and 9 blocks from the blue line for the Checkers.  



Assassin vs. Krampus Carols 4-2-1
The Assassins continue to dominate the league and now lead the entire league by 5 points.  Krampus managed to tie goals and win both goalie categories with Vasilevskiy leading the way with 2 wins and .941 SV%.  Nick Suzuki for Assassins had 5 assists and 5 PPPs!


Space Monkey Mafia vs. California Raisins 4-2-1
Space Monkeys had an offensive explosion getting not only 11 goals and 11 PPP but 32 assists!! Lane Hutson had 6 helpers from the blue line along with 10 blocks.  Vejmelka was able to get 3 wins and a SV% of .926 with the Raisins.



Greek Empire vs. Who Gives a Puck 6-0-1
The Empire were able to shut out the puck almost completely win every category, tying only in blocks.  The defending champs worst loss of the season.  Connor McDavid had 7 assists while the Empire had 4 players with 2 goals each.  



Three Stars of the Week:

Number 1 Star of the Week:  Tage Thompson, C, Slapshots - 3 goals, 6 assists, 5 PPP, 3 blocks

Number 2 Star of the Week:  Roman Josi, D, Mambas - 2 goals, 5 assists, 2 PPP, 1 hit, 5 blocks

Number 3 Star of the Week:  Rasmus Dahlin, D, Empire - 2 goals, 3 assists, 2 PPP, 4 hits, 5 blocks

Net Minder of the Week:  Karel Vejmelka, Raisins - 3 wins, .926 SV%

Goon of the Week:  Will Cuylle, F - 15 hits

Block head of the Week:  Thomas Harley, D, Mambas - 14 blocks