If Week 1 was a grind, Week 2 was a shootout. Three teams posted 50-burgers, three more cracked 40+, and defenses everywhere are shaking their heads. Let’s dive in.
Ferrets (2-0) – 46 | Wrecking Crew (0-2) – 18
The Ferrets kept their hot start rolling, and sweeter still, they knocked off rival Crew. Trevor Lawrence tossed in 12 points, but it was kicker Brandon Aubrey who stole the show with a monster 16-point outing. Meanwhile, Crew RBs Zach Charbonnet “I like Charbonnet” and Bucky “Buc-ees” Irving were bottled up with zeroes.
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| Aubrey was money for the Ferrets |
Animals (2-0) – 53 | Chislers (1-1) – 21
The Animals unleashed the week’s highest score, fueled by Lamar Jackson’s 16 (including a 10-point hookup with DeAndre Hopkins) and three TDs from Amon-Ra “Flying” St. Brown. Stunningly, Chislers’ MVP Josh Allen put up a goose egg. That’s the story.
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| St. Brown scored 3 times for Animals! |
Killer Bees (2-0) – 50 | Warbirds (1-1) – 17
Another 50-burger! The Bees keep buzzing with RBs Achane and Cook combining for 18 and rookie QB Bo Nix adding 12. The Warbirds took a hit as Joe Burrow left with a toe injury that could sideline him for weeks.
Dominators (1-1) – 43 | Dragons (0-2) – 31
The Dragons made the switch to Aaron Rodgers, only to see Tua outscore him from the bench. Javonte Williams found the end zone again, and Puka “Tuukka” Nacua provided the highlight with a gutsy 45-yard TD run on 4th-and-1. Dominators steady the ship at 1-1, while the Dragons remain winless.
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| Nacua with a huge run on 4th and 1! |
Sinistars (1-1) – 52 | Cocktails (0-2) – 31
Yes, another 50-burger! The Sinistars erupted as all four WRs (Adams, Nico Collins, Quentin Johnston, and Cedric Tillman) scored TDs. Only their defense stayed quiet. The Cocktails stuck with rookie Jayden Daniels, who outscored Love by one point, but still fell well short.
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| Adams among 4 wideouts to score for Sinistars |
Juggernauts (2-0) – 41 | Krauts (1-1) – 16
The Juggs finally toppled the reigning champs with a convincing win. Rookie Malik Nabers delivered 12 points, Kayshon Boutte “Booty” hauled in a TD, and kicker Spencer Shrader racked up five field goals. Krauts couldn’t get rolling this week.
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| 5 FGs for Schrader! |
Killers (1-1) – 35 | Lunatics (0-2) – 15
The Killers avoided an 0-2 start thanks to Jared Goff’s monster 5-TD performance, earning him Player of the Week honors with 20 points. The Lunatics’ struggles continued, as they remain winless in their expansion debut.
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| Goff goffed Lunatics |
Iron Legion (2-0) – 21 | Whales (1-1) – 14
It wasn’t flashy, but the Legion got it done behind TDs from Saquon Barkley and James Conner. Rookie QB J.J. McCarthy came up empty and will miss time with an ankle injury. The Whales’ WR woes continued, posting zero points from the position for the second straight week.
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| Barkley leading the Legion to victory |
🏆 Game of the Week
Animals 53 – Chislers 21
The Animals mauled the Chislers in shocking fashion, torching the defending MVP for a donut and posting the week’s highest score.
⭐ Player of the Week
📈 Week 2 Power Rankings
Two weeks in, and the landscape is already shifting fast:
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Killer Bees (2-0) – A 50-burger and balance everywhere.
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Animals (2-0) – Lamar, St. Brown, Hopkins…scary trio.
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Iron Legion (2-0) – Ground game strong, but McCarthy injury looms.
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Juggernauts (2-0) – Shrader’s golden leg + young WRs stepping up.
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Ferrets (2-0) – Undefeated and kicker-powered.
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Sinistars (1-1) – 52 points with WRs going wild—huge ceiling.
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Krauts (1-1) – Champs stumble, but never count out Henry.
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Dominators (1-1) – Puka magic + Javonte steady.
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Killers (1-1) – Goff explosion saved them from early panic.
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Chislers (1-1) – Josh Allen won’t stay scoreless long.
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Warbirds (1-1) – Burrow injury casts a shadow.
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Whales (1-1) – WRs need life ASAP.
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Cocktails (0-2) – Back-to-back heartbreakers despite Daniels improving.
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Wrecking Crew (0-2) – Offense sputtering; backs need to find pay dirt.
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Dragons (0-2) – QB shuffle didn’t help.
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Lunatics (0-2) – Growing pains for the new squad.
🏈Week 3 Games:
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