The Good Life Blog: CFHL Update Week 12

Tuesday, March 17, 2026

CFHL Update Week 12

Well it's looking pretty bleak for the bottom 4 to try to sneak into the playoffs. Goon Crew had a bad week against the Raisins and now 3 points out of a playoff spot. Empire is 5 points out, Checkers 7 and the White Mambas are 9 points out with only 2 weeks to go.

Last week's action...

California Raisins vs. Goon Crew 4-2-1 - Raisins had a pretty easy week defeating the Crew. They were led by the 3 goalie wins by Jake Oettinger. Matt Boldy and Celebrini both had 3 goals in the win as the Raisins look like a lock for the playoffs.

Assassins vs. Greek Empire 5-0-2 - I am not sure if there is a team that is going to be able to stop this freight train called the Assassins! In another dominating performance, they got 4 goals from Batherson, 4 assists from Draisaitl, and 12 blocks from Brandt Clarke.

Krampus Carols vs. Slapshots 4-3 - The Krampus improved their chances of a trip to the playoffs with this win. Panarin was the teams number 1 star getting 2 goals, 4 helpers, 2 PPP 2 hits and a blocked shot. If they could have got anything from their goalies, this could have been worse.

Space Monkey Mafia vs. Checkers 4-3 - Checker's playoff window starting to close. They had a big fat ZERO for PPP!. Dylan Guenthere had 4 goals, 5 hits and 3 blocks for the Space Monkey.

Who Gives a Puck vs. White Mambas 3-3-1 - It looks like the defending champ Puck will have a shot to defend their title sitting in 4th overall in the standings. Cozens had 14 hits and they had 10 blocks from Thomas Chabot. Pavel Dorofeyev led the team in goals with 4.