CFFL40 Memorial Cup and Awards

The season is complete.  The Krauts earned their 4th title and the Memorial Cup was won by the Great White North.  Winter is truly coming!

The Memorial Cup, honoring franchise owners that have passed on, is a free for all with the most points earned by a division winning the Cup.  Plus the most points by a team earns a free entry next year.  

 Honoring:

Jennifer Cherry - Jennifer's Jewels

Steve Machcinski - Steve's Stooges

Burt Carlson - Bacardi's Bums

Rich Johnston - Russian Roulette

Memorial Cup Results:

1. North - 146 points

    Wrecking Crew - 58 (where was this all year...?)

Geno Smith scored 16 points for the Crew in 
Memorial Cup

    Ferrets - 33

    Animals - 32

    Chislers - 23

2. East - 117 points

    Krauts - 44

    Cocktails - 32

    Sinistars - 23

    Juggernauts - 18

3. South - 115 points

    Killer Bees - 45

    Dragons - 28

    Warbirds - 24

    Titans - 24

4. West - 99 points

    Legion - 33

    Crush - 30

    Whales - 21

    Killers - 15

CFFL Awards

2024 CFFL MVP - Josh Allen, QB, Chilsers - 191 points 

(runner up was Lamar Jackson with 190 points!)

Josh Allen becomes the first ever back to back MVP in the CFFL!  This is his third MVP and trails only Aaron Rodgers' 4 MVPs.  Players with 2: Manning, Favre, Mahomes, Brady, and Brees.

All CFFL Team

QB - Josh Allen, Chislers - 191

RB  - Jahmyr Gibbs, Ferrets - 108

RB - James Cook, Chislers - 102

WR - Ja'Marr Chase, Chislers - 102

WR - Terry McLaurin, Killers - 78

K - Chris Boswell, Ferrets - 158

DEF - Broncos, Bees - 40

Gibbs finshed the season with 24 points in the Memorial Cup!

All CFFL Nickname Team

QB - Sam "Blockhead, I'm seeing ghost" Darnold, Legion

RB - Josh Jacobs "Jingleheimerschmidt", Legion

RB - Zach Charbonnet "I like Charbonnet", Animals

WR - Terry "Midichlorian" McLaurin, Killers

WR - Tee "Mrs. Sue" Higgins, Wrecking Crew

WR - Jalen McMillian "and Wife", Killers

WR - Alec "Hawkeye" Pierce, Warbirds

K - Jake "Master" Bates, Juggs

showing our age:

Mrs. Sue Wiggins (Tee Higgins)

Jalen McMillan "and Wife"

Alec "Hawkeye" Pierce

What a 40th year in the CFFL that started in Fabulous Las Vegas for the Draft!  If it was up to me we would have the draft in Vegas every year!  But I would settle for every other year...Just sayin...

CFHL Week 2

 Week 2 Action...

Goon Crew get a better showing this week against the Assassins winning 4-2 despite Assassins' forward Pastrnak's 4 goals.  Tom Wilson led the way for the Crew with 2 goals, 3 assists and 9 hits and they were strong in the net between "King of the" Hill and Jake "the snake" Oettinger. 

Slapshots and Raisins skated to a 3-3 tie, second tie for the Slapshots.  Slapshot netminder Darcy Kuemper had two wins with 1 shutout and a .985 SV% in the win.  Slapshots also got 24 assists, 5 from Mitch Marner!

Checkers brought the heat on the boards after losing last week to hits, by getting 55 hits this week!  Unfortunately for them that was the only category they would win against the Space Monkey Mafia.  

The White Mambas came down to earth as they faced the defending cup champs Greek Empire.  The Empire prevailed 4-2 in a game that only saw 1 goalie win between the two teams.  ("What about" Bobrovsky had the one win for the Empire)

And finally the Krampus Carols get the win against Who Gives a Puck 3-2-1 in a tight one.  While the Mambas and Empire had no goaltending, this game had all goal tending with both teams notching 3 wins each, with the Krampus beating the Puck in SV% .946 vs .937! 

Goalie of the Week:  Darcy Kuemper, Slapshots, 2 wins .985 SV%

Goon of the Week:  Will Cuylle, F, Checkers, 17 hits

Skater of the Week:  Alex DeBrincat, F, Raisins, 2 goals, 3 assists, 3 PPP, 2 hits