Wednesday, December 3, 2025

CFFL Week 13

🏈 CFFL Week 13 Recap

One week left in the CFFL regular season!

All divisions except the North have crowned their champions. The North, however, is absolute chaos with three teams tied at 8–5 and everything on the line. Before diving into playoff math, here’s a quick look at what went down last week:

WEEK 13 RECAP

Ferrets 32 – Wrecking Crew 16
Ferrets cruise behind a 20-point outing from Prescott and Aubrey, while the Crew continue limping to the finish line.

Chislers 24 – Animals 20
Chislers’ win creates a three-way tie in the North. Josh Allen returns with 10 much-needed points.

Warbirds 29 – Killer Bees 23
Warbirds clinch the South. Burrow tosses 2 TDs in his return from injury to seal it.

Dominators 37 – Dragons 3
Dominators win again without QB help. Seahawks defense drops 12. Dragons deliver a completely lifeless performance.

Sinistars 60 – Cocktails 36

Statement win. Mahomes posts 16 while Harvey and Adams both score twice. Sinistars look like the team to beat.

Krauts 30 – Juggernauts 22
Veterans McCaffrey and Henry carry the Krauts, who lock up a wild card and look ready to defend their title.

Killers 35 – Lunatics 14
Killers stay alive thanks to kicker Borregales erupting for 15 points.

Whales 34 – Legion 19
Hurts and A.J. Brown connect for a pair of 10-pointers early as the Whales control this one throughout.

DIVISION OUTLOOK

North Division – Three-Way Tie (8–5)

Animals, Ferrets, Chislers — all still alive.

If Animals beat the Ferrets →
Animals win the North (even if Chislers also finish 9–5, Animals win on division record after a H2H split).

If Ferrets beat the Animals AND Chislers win →

Ferrets and Chislers split H2H and would have identical division records.
Tiebreak goes to points scored, where Ferrets currently lead by 4 points.
– If Chislers outscore Ferrets by 5+, the Chislers win the North.
– Otherwise, Ferrets take the crown.

Other Divisions

South Champion: Warbirds
East Champion: Sinistars
West Champion: Whales

WILD CARD PICTURE (Seeds 5–7)

Three of these four North teams will be wild cards: Chislers, Ferrets, Animals, Krauts.

Krauts are locked in thanks to a massive cushion in points scored over potential 8–6 threats (Killers, Juggs).

Animals could drop as far as the 8th seed if they lose and the Juggernauts win based on total points.

FINAL PLAYOFF SPOT SCENARIOS

Juggernauts

Clinch with a win.
Hold a 21-point lead over Killers and a 14-point lead over Animals.

Killers

Get in with a win + Juggernaut loss.

Killer Bees

Sneak in with a win AND losses by both Juggs and Killers.
Bees currently have a 20-point edge over Juggs and 41-point edge over Killers.

Dominators and Legion

Eliminated. Even at 7–7, their 317 and 323 total points respectively, puts them too far behind.

🏆 CFFL Power Rankings — Week 13

1. Sinistars (10–3)

Taylor for the Sinistars leads all RBs
with 104 pts and hasn't scored in
3 weeks!

Absolutely terrifying right now. They just dropped 60, Mahomes is heating up, Adams is dominating again, and Harvey looks legit. The clear Fantasy Bowl favorite.

2. Whales (9–4)

Locked up the West and trending upward. Hurts-to-A.J. Brown is a weekly cheat code, and JSN has emerged as a star. Dangerous team with a high floor.

3. Warbirds (8–5)

South champs and playing consistent football. Burrow’s return stabilizes the offense, and the RB depth is outrageous. This team’s built for January.

4. Krauts (8–5)

Here they come… again. Stafford, McCaffrey, and Henry are rolling, and the defending champs look every bit like a team ready for a title defense.

5. Chislers (8–5)

Allen again leads league in scoring with a 14 point
lead over second place

A huge win to force the three-way tie in the North. Josh Allen is back from the dead, and when he’s on, the Chislers can beat anybody.

6. Ferrets (8–5)

They’re streaky, but when they hit, they hit big. Prescott and Gibbs give them a scoring ceiling few teams can match. Massive showdown with the Animals coming.

7. Animals (8–5)

They’ve stumbled the last few weeks, but still control their North title destiny. Lamar must get back on track — the offense is too inconsistent right now.

8. Juggernauts (7–6)

Tough loss, but still holding the inside track on the final playoff spot. Mac Jones is erratic, but the roster has just enough juice to hang on.

9. Killers (7–6)

Hanging on by a thread and fighting hard. The QB issues limit their ceiling, but this team finds ways to scrap. Must win + Juggs loss gets them in.

10. Killer Bees (6–7)

Still alive — barely. They need help, but the talent is there to score 35+ any given week. Caleb Williams at least gives them hope.

11. Dominators (6–7)
Adams is the leading WR with 84,
30 more points than the next WR!

Somehow respectable despite literally never scoring with their QB. Defense has carried them, but the playoff door is effectively shut.

12. Legion (6–7)

Too inconsistent. The offense can look explosive or comatose. Now needing a miracle to get into the dance.

13. Lunatics (3–10)

Lots of effort, lots of close losses, lots of field goals from Butker. Unfortunately, not much else.

14. Dragons (5–8)

Falling apart at the wrong time. Three points last week? Absolutely brutal.

15. Wrecking Crew (3–10)

A rare bright spot with their best scoring output of the year a week ago — but too little, too late. A proud franchise limping toward the finish line.

16. Cocktails (2–11)

Two months ago, they were talking “second-half run.” Now they’re looking at the draft board. Injuries wrecked any hope they had.

Tuesday, November 25, 2025

CFFL Week 12

🏈 CFFL Week 12 Recap

Two weeks to go.
Division games are back.
Playoff dreams and spoiler missions are officially in full swing.

Here’s what went down in a pivotal Week 12:

Wrecking Crew (3–9) — 39

Cocktails (2–10) — 34

The battle of two once-proud franchises… now simply ready for the calendar to flip. Still, the Crew put together their best scoring output of the year, getting contributions across the roster. Tyler “Loopty” Loop led the way with 11 points as the Crew held on late.

Loopty Loop wondering if season over yet...

Lunatics (3–9) — 25

Dragons (5–7) — 3

Ugly doesn’t begin to describe the Dragons’ offensive performance. Their only points came from three XPs by Elliott. Meanwhile, the Lunatics benefited once again from the FG machine known as Harrison Butker, who nailed 15 points—all field goals. Dragons’ playoff hopes take a major hit.

Butker scores 15 in win

Legion (6–6) — 15

Dominators (5–7) — 7

Another low-scoring rock fight. The Legion stay alive in the playoff chase despite QB J.J. McCarthy putting up a donut. Michael Pittman “Eh?” was the difference-maker with a TD grab. Across the league, QB play this year continues to be… an adventure.

Pittman Eh?

Whales (8–4) — 35

Warbirds (7–5) — 26

In a showdown of division leaders, the Whales soared, shooting down the Warbirds behind a 16-point outing from Jalen Hurts. Jaxon Smith-Njigba continues his breakout, catching two TDs. The Whales strengthen their hold on the West.

JSN playing like an MVP

Killers (6–6) — 40

Killer Bees (6–6) — 24

A massive win for the Killers, who put up 40 and keep their playoff hopes buzzing. TDs from Dortch “On Football,” Tez Johnson, and Jakobi Meyers powered the victory. Caleb Williams had 12 for the Bees, but it wasn’t enough in a must-have game.

TD Tez!

Ferrets (7–5) — 50

Juggernauts (7–5) — 14

The Ferrets delivered a statement win—dropping a clean 50-burger and making a hard charge toward the postseason. Jahmyr Gibbs was electric with TD runs of 49 and 69 yards plus a receiving TD for 18 points. Dak added 14 more through the air. Juggernauts were overwhelmed start to finish.

Gibbs scored three times!

Krauts (7–5) — 42

Chislers (7–5) — 30

The champs are heating up at the perfect time. Stafford (12), Derrick “King Rat Tail” Henry (12), and McCaffrey (6) powered a 42-point showing as the Krauts push toward a title defense. Meanwhile, Chislers QB Josh Allen—fresh off tying the single-game scoring record—went from 30 straight to zero. Brutal swing.

Stafford has been on fire

Animals (8–4) — 25

Sinistars (9–3) — 20

Could this be a “Fantasy Bowl” preview? The Animals took down the league’s top team despite Lamar Jackson’s goose egg. The Sinistars didn’t fare much better—Mahomes managed just a single point. Defensive slugfest, playoff implications everywhere.

🏆 CFFL Power Rankings — Week 12 Edition

1️⃣ Sinistars (9–3)

Still the top dog despite the loss. The offense sputtered this week, but this is the deepest, most consistent roster in the league. Still the team to beat.

2️⃣ Whales (8–4)

Another strong showing and a huge win over the Warbirds. Jalen Hurts is heating up, and JSN is becoming a star. The West is theirs to lose.

3️⃣ Krauts (7–5) ⬆️

The champs are surging, winners of three straight and averaging 43 points over the last two weeks. This is the team nobody wants to see in the postseason.

4️⃣ Animals (8–4)

Nice bounce-back win over the league leaders after dropping two straight. Still have questions at QB, but the roster is too talented to fade.

5️⃣ Chislers (7–5) ⬇️

After back-to-back 40+ point weeks, they crash hard as Josh Allen goes from historic to invisible. High ceiling, but dangerously inconsistent.

6️⃣ Warbirds (7–5)

Plenty of firepower, but no longer the clear favorite in the South. Defense is becoming a concern. Still a playoff-caliber team, but trending sideways.

7️⃣ Ferrets (7–5) ⬆️⬆️

Dropped a 50-burger on the Juggernauts and look like a wildcard threat no one wants to deal with. Gibbs + Dak is becoming deadly.

8️⃣ Juggernauts (7–5) ⬇️

Riding the line between dangerous and disappointing. When Mac Jones is your heartbeat, variance is guaranteed. Defense let them down in Week 12.

9️⃣ Killer Bees (6–6)

Caleb Williams is keeping them afloat, but they’ve lost two big games in a row. They’re still right in the wildcard mix, but trending wrong at the wrong time.

🔟 Killers (6–6) ⬆️

Big 40-point performance and staying alive in the hunt. Still unpredictable, but they’re fighting hard and can play spoiler—or sneak in.

1️⃣1️⃣ Legion (6–6)

The most confusing team in the league. Loaded stars, zero consistency. They survive thanks to Pittman, but will need actual QB points to make a run.

1️⃣2️⃣ Dominators (5–7)

Still mathematically alive. Still allergic to quarterback scoring. Hard to rank higher until something changes there.

1️⃣3️⃣ Dragons (5–7) ⬇️

Three points? Three. Points. Needs an offensive revival ASAP or the season is cooked.

1️⃣4️⃣ Lunatics (3–9)

A weird, uneven team… but Butker is a cheat code. Capable of random chaos but not much else.

1️⃣5️⃣ Wrecking Crew (3–9)

Best scoring week of the season. Too little, too late, but at least the offense woke up.

1️⃣6️⃣ Cocktails (2–10)

Nothing is working. The losing streak continues, and Week 12 was another missed opportunity.

Playoff Picture

Division:

1. Sinistars 9-3

2. Whales 8-4 (405)

3. Animals 8-4 (338)

4. Warbirds 7-5 (315)

Wild Card:

5. Chislers 7-5 (438)

6. Ferrets 7-5 (434)

7. Krauts 7-5 (396)

8. Juggernauts 7-5 (350)

In the Hunt

Bees 6-6 (369)

Killers 6-6 (316)

Legion 6-6 (304)

Wednesday, November 19, 2025

CFFL Week 10 and 11

🏈 CFFL Weekly Newsletter – Weeks 10 & 11

“Down the Stretch We Come…”

We missed last week’s write-up, but the league didn’t slow down. With two weeks of action in the books, the playoff picture is starting to sharpen — and for some teams, the window is slamming shut. For others? It’s suddenly wide open.

📊 Division Races Tightening Up

North:
The Animals and Chislers are knotted at 7–4, with the Ferrets just one game behind. Three teams separated by a single game — buckle up.

South:
The Warbirds hold a slim one-game lead over the Killer Bees, while the Dominators and Dragons are still within striking distance. This division is an absolute grinder.

East:
The Sinistars look like the league’s juggernaut (pun intended), sitting at 9–2 and up two games on the Juggernauts. The Krauts, surging at 6–5, are shaping up to be that “nobody wants to play them” team.

West:
The Whales now lead by two games over the Legion and Killers, but with three weeks left, chaos is still very possible.

🗞️ WEEK 10 RECAP

Krauts 23 – Wrecking Crew 20

The Crew made a late push, but with Ertz, Metcalf, and Freiermuth (“Firemouth”) going scoreless, it wasn’t meant to be. The champs survive another week.

Warbirds 20 – Lunatics 12

The Warbirds make it look easy and suddenly have more RBs than they know what to do with: Robinson, Allgeier, Woody “Skid” Marks, and Breece Hall.

Dominators 25 – Killers 16

Williams scores twice for the Dragons

The Dominators win without a QB scoring a single point — which may be an actual league record. A defensive surge led by Seahawks D/ST (12) gets it done.

Killer Bees 39 – Legion 25

Achane racks up 12, Dicker “The Kicker” boots 11, and the Bees keep humming.

Dragons 35 – Whales 21

Huge upset. The Dragons ride Kyren Williams and Rico “Suave” Dowdle (18 combined points) to topple the West leaders.

Sinistars 48 – Ferrets 40

Offensive explosion. Gibbs scored 3 times in the loss, but Jonathan Taylor answered with another 3-TD eruption. The Sinistars keep flexing.

Taylor's 4th game with 3 TDs!

Juggernauts 32 – Animals 30

The Animals drop only their third game of the year, with Mac Jones’ 12 points powering the Juggs to a big win.

Chislers 46 – Cocktails 30

Chislers heating up at the right time. Henderson scores twice, and Jason “Michael” Myers boots 14. Cocktails continue their downward spiral.

🗞️ WEEK 11 RECAP

Sinistars 33 – Wrecking Crew 20

Sinistars keep marching toward the #1 seed. Adams and Nico Collins both score. Meanwhile, the Crew are counting the days until the finale.

Dominators 20 – Lunatics 13

Dominators squeak out another ugly win, aided by a late meaningless TD from Lamb. Flacco even chipped in (4 points!), a true collector’s item.

Warbirds 28 – Legion 6

The Legion offense imploded — how do Barkley, McCarthy, and Jefferson combine for six points? Warbirds roll behind Bijan’s 12.

Whales 20 – Bees 18

Down 18–14, the Whales storm back thanks to a Monday Night miracle from "Turd" Ferguson. The win gives the Whales a two-game lead in the West.

Killers 37 – Dragons 28

The Killers keep their season alive, led by a shockingly powerful rushing attack: 18 from Sean Tucker and 6 from McLaughlin.

Krauts 49 – Animals 9

Uh-oh. The Krauts are officially hot. McCaffrey drops 18, McMillian “and Wife” adds 12, and the Animals get absolutely stomped. Two straight losses for the once-dominant kennel.

Chislers 60 – Juggernauts 39

Josh Allen delivers a historic performance: 3 passing TDs and 3 rushing TDs, good for 30 points, tying the all-time QB record (himself, last year + Mark Rypien ’91). The Chislers have scored over 100 points over their last two games — and are peaking at the perfect time.

Allen now has two 30 point games in his career

Rypien in 1991 threw for 30 points in a game for the Jewels

Ferrets 29 – Cocktails 23

Down 23–6 on Monday night, the Ferrets launch a massive comeback behind Prescott and Aubrey. Dak ends with 4 passing TDs. Brutal loss for the Cocktails.

🏆 CFFL Power Rankings – Week 11

1️⃣ Sinistars (9–2)

Last Week: 1 | Trend: ↔️ Steady
The league’s most complete team. Taylor scoring every week, Adams and Collins producing, and now sitting on a two-game cushion in the East. They look like the Fantasy Bowl favorite — and they’re playing like it.

2️⃣ Whales (7–4)

Last Week: 3 | Trend: ⬆️ Rising
A gritty rebound win over the Bees and still holding a two-game lead in the West. They win shootouts, they win grinders, and Turd Ferguson remains the league’s most annoying Monday Night assassin.

3️⃣ Chislers (7–4)

Last Week: 6 | Trend: ⬆️⬆️ Surging
Winners of two straight with 100+ total points in that stretch. Josh Allen tied the all-time QB scoring record. This team is officially terrifying again — beware.

4️⃣ Krauts (6–5)

Last Week: 9 | Trend: ⬆️⬆️ Rocketing
The champs woke up. Crushed the Animals by 40 and suddenly look like the biggest dark-horse in the league. Nobody wants to see this team in the playoffs.

5️⃣ Juggernauts (6–4)

Last Week: 2 | Trend: ⬇️ Sliding
Got handled by the red-hot Chislers and now fall two games behind Sinistars. Still a quality squad, but their margin for error is shrinking.

6️⃣ Animals (7–4)

Last Week: 4 | Trend: ⬇️ Trouble
Two straight losses, including a 49–9 humiliation. The offense has completely lost its teeth. They’re tied for the division lead — but the vibes are not good.

7️⃣ Warbirds (7–4)

Last Week: 8 | Trend: ⬆️ Climbing
Steady, balanced, and now leading the South. Bijan heating up makes this team sneaky dangerous down the stretch.

8️⃣ Killer Bees (6–5)

Last Week: 7 | Trend: ↔️ Hanging In
Achane and Barner keep them competitive, but close losses are dragging them down. Still firmly in the playoff hunt.

9️⃣ Legion (5–6)

Last Week: 5 | Trend: ⬇️ Falling Fast
Six points. Six. Points. Barkley and Jefferson disappearing is criminal. They’re still only two games out in the West, but the arrow is very red right now.

🔟 Killers (5–6)

Last Week: 10 | Trend: ↔️ Steady
Surprise rushing explosion keeps them alive. They feel like a high-floor, low-ceiling team — which might be enough to sneak in.

1️⃣1️⃣ Dominators (5–6)

Last Week: 11 | Trend: ↔️ Treading Water
Win ugly, lose ugly. But they keep winning. This is the most confusing team in the league that manages to win without QBs.

1️⃣2️⃣ Dragons (5–6)

Last Week: 12 | Trend: ↔️ Fading
The upset of the Whales was nice, but they followed it by allowing the Killers to run all over them. Inconsistent to the core.

1️⃣3️⃣ Ferrets (6–5)

Last Week: 13 | Trend: ↔️ Teetering
Yes they won — but blowing a 17-point lead and needing a miracle comeback against the Cocktails doesn’t scream “contender.” Still dangerous, still flawed.

1️⃣4️⃣ Cocktails (2–9)

Last Week: 14 | Trend: ↔️ Window Closing
Showed life, then blew another lead. Season pulling plug on life support. Jordon Love now has the reins full time — but it’s too late.

1️⃣5️⃣ Lunatics (2–9)

Last Week: 15 | Trend: ↔️ Downward Drift
Injuries and bad luck everywhere. The offense is a mystery wrapped in a riddle wrapped in fishing line.

1️⃣6️⃣ Wrecking Crew (2–9)

Last Week: 16 | Trend: ↔️ Rock Bottom
The Crew have officially submitted their application for early offseason. Nothing is working. Just three more weeks.

🏈Playoff Picture:

🥇Division Leaders:

1. Sinistars 9-2

2. Whales 7-4 (370)

3. Animals 7-4 (313)

4. Warbirds 7-4 (289)

🃏Wild Card

5. Chislers 7-4 (408)

6. Juggernauts 7-4 (336)

7. Ferrets 6-5 (384)

8. Krauts 6-5 (354)

👀In the Hunt

Killer Bees 6-5 (345)

Dragons 5-6 (320)

Legion 5-6 (289)

Killers 5-6 (276)

Dominators 5-6 (273)

Tuesday, November 4, 2025

CFFL Week 9

🏈 CFFL Weekly Report — Week 9 Edition

Division Races Heating Up, Playoff Windows Closing Fast

After nine weeks, some divisions are starting to separate — and others are turning into dogfights.

North: The Animals have clawed out a two-game lead over both the Ferrets and Chislers, riding Lamar’s return and consistent scoring.
South: The Bees and Warbirds are buzzing a game ahead of the Dragons, but this one feels far from over.
East: It’s a two-horse race — Sinistars (7–2) vs. Juggernauts (6–3) — as both look like legit Fantasy Bowl contenders.
West: The Whales hold a one-game edge over the Iron Legion, with the injury-riddled Killers still hanging around.

At the other end of the spectrum, the playoff window is slamming shut on the Cocktails, Crew, and Lunatics — all at 2–7. Each would need to win out to even have a prayer. Another loss, and the curtains officially close.

🎯 Week 9 Results

Juggernauts (6–3) 29 – Wrecking Crew (2–7) 18

Another rough outing for the Crew, even after shaking up the roster. Drake Maye showed promise early, but the offense fell flat with Charbonnet “I Like Charbonnet” and Zach Ertz going quiet. The Mac Jones-led Juggs cruised to an easy one and stay just a game behind the Sinistars in the East.

Killer Bees (5–4) 30 – Lunatics (2–7) 25

The Bees keep pace in the South with a clutch win over the QB-less Lunatics. Jameson Williams and AJ Barner both found the end zone, while the Lunatics were forced to field no active QB (Gabriel bye, Murray hurt). Tough sledding for the rookies.

Warbirds (5–4) 31 – Killers (4–5) 14

The Warbirds flew high behind Justin Herbert’s 14-point burst early, while the Killers’ only offense came from Jared Goff (8) and kicker Borregales (6). Injuries continue to pile up for the Killers, but the Warbirds are suddenly tied atop the South.

Dragons (4–5) 47 – Iron Legion (5–4) 32

Rico “Suave” Dowdle and Tee “Mrs. Sue” Higgins powered the Dragons’ best performance of the year, combining for 26 points. J.J. McCarthy connected with Jefferson for 10 points in the loss, but the Legion couldn’t keep up with the fire-breathing Dragons, who keep their playoff hopes flickering.

Whales (6–3) 26 – Dominators (3–6) 21

The Whales narrowly escaped after Jaylen Warren’s surprise 12-point showing and Indiana Jones (backup QB) chipped in 10 with Hurts on bye. The Dominators had a shot late behind Joe Flacco’s vintage 17-point outing, but CeeDee Lamb and Javonte Williams couldn’t deliver on Monday night. The Whales hang onto the West lead.

Sinistars (7–2) 47 – Chislers (5–4) 41

In a shootout, the Sinistars survived Josh Allen’s 16 points thanks to 18 from Drake “Joker Face” London, recently acquired from the Crew, plus 12 more from Davante Adams. The Sinistars have now won three straight and look every bit a Fantasy Bowl favorite.

Animals (7–2) 30 – Cocktails (2–7) 12

Lamar Jackson returned in style, scoring 16 as the Animals coasted past the Cocktails. The cocky Cocktails playoff dream may have officially died here — Jayden Daniels dislocated his elbow and is out for the year, leaving Jordan Love to finish a long, sobering season.

Krauts (4–5) 38 – Ferrets (5–4) 17

The defending champs woke up, led by Stafford’s 16 points and McCaffrey’s two scores. The Ferrets looked flat, and the Krauts reminded everyone why you never count out a champion. Could this be the start of their second-half push?

🏆 CFFL Week 9 Power Rankings

(“Separation Season” — contenders rising, pretenders fading fast)

1️⃣ Sinistars (7–2)

Last Week: W 47–41 vs Chislers
Trend: 🔥 W3
Comment: The Sinistars are looking downright terrifying. Jonathan Taylor’s three-TD streak, Drake “Joker Face” London’s breakout, and Davante Adams’ resurgence have this team rolling. They’re balanced, deep, and now favored to take the East — and maybe the whole league.

2️⃣ Animals (7–2)

Last Week: W 30–12 vs Cocktails
Trend: ⬆️
Comment: Lamar’s back, and so is the bite. The Animals lead the North by two games and look steady as ever. They don’t always win pretty, but they win — and that’s the mark of a veteran squad.

3️⃣ Whales (6–3)

Last Week: W 26–21 vs Dominators
Trend: ➡️
Comment: It wasn’t pretty, but the Whales continue to splash just enough to stay afloat atop the West. Jalen Warren’s emergence saved them this week. When Hurts returns, this team can beat anyone.

4️⃣ Juggernauts (6–3)

Last Week: W 29–18 vs Wrecking Crew
Trend: ⬆️
Comment: Bounced back strong after dropping two straight. Mac Jones did just enough, and the defense (figuratively) kept the Crew in check. Still a dangerous squad — and the Week 12 rematch vs. Sinistars could decide the East.

5️⃣ Warbirds (5–4)

Last Week: W 31–14 vs Killers
Trend: ⬆️ W2
Comment: Herbert back on track, Boswell booming, and Breece Hall waiting in the wings. The Warbirds suddenly look like the most balanced team in the South.

6️⃣ Killer Bees (5–4)

Last Week: W 30–25 vs Lunatics
Trend: ⬆️
Comment: Bo Nix keeps humming and James Cook is cooking again. They don’t blow teams out, but the Bees are buzzing into playoff position.

7️⃣ Iron Legion (5–4)

Last Week: L 32–47 vs Dragons
Trend: ⬇️
Comment: McCarthy-to-Jefferson looked good, but the Legion defense got roasted. Still, at 5–4, they remain firmly in the West hunt.

8️⃣ Chislers (5–4)

Last Week: L 41–47 vs Sinistars
Trend: ⬇️ L2
Comment: Hard-luck loss in a shootout, but the offense is alive again behind Josh Allen. Still, that once-solid defense is leaking oil.

9️⃣ Krauts (4–5)

Last Week: W 38–17 vs Ferrets
Trend: ⬆️
Comment: The champs aren’t dead yet. Stafford and McCaffrey looked vintage, and the team has life again. Don’t let them sneak into the playoffs — they’ll make noise.

🔟 Dragons (4–5)

Last Week: W 47–32 vs Legion
Trend: ⬆️
Comment: Finally breathing fire again. Dowdle and Higgins came up huge, but can they sustain that energy or was this a one-week flare-up?

11️⃣ Ferrets (5–4)

Last Week: L 17–38 vs Krauts
Trend: ⬇️ L2
Comment: The QB shuffle continues, and it’s killing consistency. They’re still in playoff position, but the Ferrets need to find a true identity fast.

12️⃣ Killers (4–5)

Last Week: L 14–31 vs Warbirds
Trend: ⬇️
Comment: Injury bug refuses to leave this franchise alone. The Killers fight hard every week, but at this point, duct tape might be holding the roster together.

13️⃣ Dominators (3–6)

Last Week: L 21–26 vs Whales
Trend: ⬇️
Comment: The Wildcat experiment was fun while it lasted. Even with Flacco’s heroics, they can’t get over the hump. Playoff hopes fading fast.

14️⃣ Cocktails (2–7)

Last Week: L 12–30 vs Animals
Trend: ⬇️
Comment: Two wins were a fun illusion, but Jayden Daniels’ injury popped the last bubble of hope. Time to mix next year’s roster.

15️⃣ Wrecking Crew (2–7)

Last Week: L 18–29 vs Juggernauts
Trend: ⬇️
Comment: This once-proud franchise has officially hit rock bottom. Even a roster shake-up couldn’t light a spark. At this point, the Crew might just be playing for draft pride.

16️⃣ Lunatics (2–7)

Last Week: L 25–30 vs Bees
Trend: ⬇️
Comment: No QB, no chance. They fight every week, but luck and health have both abandoned them. The hangover is real for the defending champs of 2023.