Thursday, December 25, 2025

CFFL Playoffs Round 2

The stage is set for Fantasy Bowl XLI. But how did we get here? Here is a look at last week's uneventful semifinal battles.

Sinistars 28 - Animals 17

The Animals offense sputtered out in the semifinal tilt with the Sinistars, getting no points from any of it's offensive players. Only point they were manage to drum up was 11 points from their kicker Fairbairn. The Sinistars didn't do much better getting just one TD pass from Mayfield and 6 points from a wild TD catch by Michael Wilson. The score was 11-10 going into MNF and Sinistars had Jonathan Taylor and their kicker. It wasn't long before kicker Pineiro put the Sinistars ahead and Jonathan Taylor scored to put them ahead for good. The Animals did manage a pick 6 in the game but was too late.

Ferrets 25 - Chislers 14

In the 3rd episode of this Northern rivalry, the Ferrets would come away victorious and the Chislers QB Josh Allen would be a huge disappointment. Last year's MVP Josh Allen, who just last week scored 12 points and has had weeks of 30 points, had a big goose egg in the game. Plus Chisler kicker Jason "Michael" Myers would only have 2 points. That would spell trouble for the Chislers. Once again the Ferrets went with Prescott instead of "Jack-o-lantern head" Lawrence and almost proved costly. Dak had 8 points, while Lawrence had 18 on the bench. However he still led the game 19-14 late. Chislers had Henderson, but Ferrets had Hunter Henry on Sunday Night. Henderson would leave the game with an injury and Hunter Henry caught a TD pass to seal the victory for the Ferrets.

Henry slams the door on the Chislers

Fantasy Bowl XLI Preview: Ferrets (-4) at Sinistars

The Ferrets are clearly having one of their best season ever. They won the North Division and now are playing in only their second Fantasy Bowl in their 41 year history. The last time they made it to the Fantasy Bowl was in 2007 in FB XXIII where they lost to the Krauts 38-28.

The Sinistars are playing in their 3rd Fantasy Bowl. In 2019 the Sinistars beat the Cocktails in FB XXXV 34-18. Then just two years ago in Fantasy Bowl XXXIX the Sinistars faced off against the Animals but lost 58-32. Now they face another opponent from the North.

How do they stack up:

Quarterbacks: Lawrence vs. Mayfield

Well the Ferrets pulled the trigger benching Prescott for Lawrence. The Sinistars with no other choice, go with Mayfield again, who has been somewhat disappointing this year.

Advantage: Ferrets

Running Backs: Corum and Gibbs vs. Irving and Taylor

Good battle at RB here. Corum getting the start could be the difference late Monday Night. Sinistars keep Irving in versus RJ Harvey.

Advantage: Sinistars

Wide Receivers: Chase, Henry, McBride vs. Collins, Wilson, Waller

Chase was the number one pick by the Ferrets and has been a bust. Henry and McBride however have not. Waller for the Sinistars has come out of no where. Nico Collins is strarting to hit is stride.

Advantage: Even

Special Teams/Defense: Aubrey, Patriots vs. Pineiro, Browns

With defenses you never know. But these kickers are good. Aubrey is one of the best around and play the pitiful Commanders on Christmas day. So Ferrets are hoping to start out with a big lead. Pineiro has been a good addition as well.

Advantage: Ferrets

Prediction: Will the move of benching Prescott in favor of Lawrence come back to bite the Ferrets? How many times have any of us finally decide to start a player that has been scoring every week only to have them burn us? The injury to Davante Adams will have a big impact on the Sinistars' scoring, but still have some fire power. This one will be close and could come down to Blake Corum on MNF. Can't believe I'm saying this but I think the Ferrets finally come away with their first championship in 41 years!

Ferrets 35 - Sinistars 29

Thursday, December 18, 2025

CFFL 2025 Playoffs Round 1

Winter is coming! All three teams in the North advanced to the semi-finals and set up another classic match up between Ferrets and Chislers!

Animals 48 - Whales 26

Animals continue to impress with in season moves. This week they picked up Colby Parkinson and he promptly scored 2 TDs in the rout of the Whales. "Flying" St. Brown also scored twice and kicker Fairbairn booted in 16 points! Hurts and A.J. Brown connected again for a 10 point connection but wasn't enough for the Whales as they exit the playoffs in the first round.

Sinistars 40 - Juggernauts 35

It was a barn burner between Eastern Bloc foes with the Sinistars surviving. They did bench Mahomes in favor of Mayfield and turned out to be the right move as Mayfield scored 9 points vs. Mahomes' 6. They will be stuck with Mayfield now as Mahomes tore his ACL. They also suffered a blow as Adams went out with a hammy and likely not playing in the next round. Jacobs and Purdy both had 12 points for the Juggs, but needed just one more TD and couldn't get it.

Ferrets 32 - Krauts 31

The defending champs go down in dramatic fashion! It appeared that starting Dak Prescott spelled doom for the Ferrets as he couldn't manage a single point, while on the Ferrets bench was Trevor Lawrence and his 26 points! Would have been a rocking chair victory for the Ferrets. It appeared to be over as the Cowboy game wound down on Sunday Night. But with time running out, Ferret kicker Brandon Aubrey kicked an almost meaningless FG to end the game, but won the Ferrets game 32-31!!! The crowd at the Ferret Den in Ann Arbor stormed the field in celebration!

Chislers 42 - Warbirds 16

Chislers' cruised in the first round easily beating the Warbirds 42-16. Allen and TreVeyon Henderson each had 12 points and Chisler kicker Jason "Michael" Myers had 18 huge points. Knox was on the bench wasting two 10-point connections that the Chislers thankfully didn't need.

Round 2 Playoff Match ups:

Animals at Sinistars (-7) - This was going to be the possible Fantasy Bowl match up, but with the Animals losing the North division title, these two teams meet in Round 2. Adams out. Drake "Joker Face" London likely out, the Sinistars are a little short handed. Darren Waller scored twice last week on the bench for them. Can he produce again? Also, I don't think Parkinson will score twice again for the Animals and Rice production will now be reduced due to Mahomes injury. Sinistars appear to stay with Taylor and leaving RJ Harvey on the bench.

Prediction: I feel Sinistars move on to the Fantasy Bowl and are too much for the Animals.

Chislers (-1) at Ferrets - These two split the regular season series, with the Ferrets scoring 70 points on them in Week 7. Could be interesting to see if Ferrets make the switch at QB, starting Lawrence over Prescott. Knox in to keep that 10-point connection alive for the Chislers with Josh Allen. Ferrets a dangerous team with Gibbs, Chase, McBride and Tony "Clifford" Franklin.

Prediction: Could this be the year of the Ferret?? It might be as they defeat the Chislers and move onto Fantasy Bowl XLI.

Loser bracket for the Number 1 pick next year:

Lunatics at Legion

Bees at Killers

Tuesday, December 9, 2025

CFFL Week 14 and Playoffs

🏆2025 CFFL Playoff Preview

The 2025 CFFL Playoffs are now set! The quest for a Fantasy Bowl Championship starts this week! The Krauts begin their defense of their title!

🔥How We Got Here

The North was the most interesting. The Ferrets were in the driver's seat needing only to win and make sure the Chislers didn't outscore them by 5 points or more. Ferrets took care of business beating the Animals 39-30 by scoring 39 points on Thursday! Gibbs had 18 huge points in the win. The Animal loss dropped them all the way to the 8th seed. Chislers had a nice tune up game against the pathetic Wrecking Crew who are so glad the season is over. The Chislers draw the 5th seed at 9-5 losing the total points tie breaker to the Ferrets.

Gibbs scored 3 times early for Ferrts

The Warbirds already had the South won and is looking ahead to the playoffs, losing the final regular season game to the Dragons 37-25. Joe Burrow had 16 points in the loss for the Warbirds and looks like he is poised for a playoff run. What turned out to be a meaningless game, the Dominators and Bees played in a shoot out with the Dominators winning 47-40 behind 2 Puca "Tuukka" Nacua TDs.

Puca finished strong for Dominators

In the East the Sinistars, while already had division wrapped up, lost to the Juggernauts 27-19 subsequently losing the Number 1 seed to the Whales. Juggernauts got a 12 point performance from back up Tyler Shough to propel them into the playoffs at the 7th seed. A bright spot in an otherwise dismal season the Cocktails won their finale beating the defending champ Krauts 40-37. Jordon Love connected with Watson for two 10-point connections! Krauts get the 6th seed and begin their title defense.

Probably the one and only time you will see this guy
in the newsletter...

And finally in the West, the Whales won in OT vs the Lunatics 41-34. They were on the road but the Lunatics had no back ups scoring, so the Whales won on the 7 points Grupe kicked. They also got 12 points from Chase Brown and JSN! Their head to head win earlier this season against the Sinistars solidified their Number 1 seed in the playoffs.

Is he the next Jerry Rice?

🏈Here are the Round 1 Playoff Matchups:

8. Animals (8-6) at 1. Whales (10-4) - If Jalen Hurts continues to struggle this could be a closer game than most think. But I would bank on the Whales advancing behind JSN! Lamar has been a bit of a disappointment too for the Animals.

7. Juggernauts (8-6) at Sinistars (10-4) - Nothing like a back to back rematch to start the playoffs. Juggernauts just beat the Sinistars last week and now will have Purdy and Kittle back. Sinistars have lots of fire power, including 3 RBs that can score at any time (Taylor, Irving and Harvey) plus Davante Adams! What should be interesting is if the Sinistars make a move at QB and bring in Mayfield for Mahomes...

6. Krauts (8-6) at Ferrets (9-5) - This has the making of the best match up of Round 1. Both teams have so many players that can score. Ferrets with Prescott vs. Krauts Stafford. Gibbs vs. Henry AND McCaffrey. Can Ja'Marr Chase finally live up to being a first round pick for the Ferrets? If so it could be the difference! The Krauts hammered the Ferrets in Week 9 38-17.

5. Chislers (9-5) at Warbirds (8-6) - The Warbirds get the unfortunate luck of facing the Chislers in the first round. It will take all the Warbirds got to get past the Josh Allen led Chislers and now he has Knox for the dreaded 10-point connection. But with Burrow back, it may give the Warbirds a shot! Chislers edged the Warbirds 28-25 back in Week 3.

But wait there is more...The loser bracket to see who gets the number one pick in next years draft. The bottom 8 will play a playoff of their own with the winner getting first pick in next year's draft. Here are the match ups...

Wrecking Crew at Killers

Lunatics at Dominators

Cocktails at Legion

Dragons at Bees

Wednesday, December 3, 2025

CFFL Week 13

🏈 CFFL Week 13 Recap

One week left in the CFFL regular season!

All divisions except the North have crowned their champions. The North, however, is absolute chaos with three teams tied at 8–5 and everything on the line. Before diving into playoff math, here’s a quick look at what went down last week:

WEEK 13 RECAP

Ferrets 32 – Wrecking Crew 16
Ferrets cruise behind a 20-point outing from Prescott and Aubrey, while the Crew continue limping to the finish line.

Chislers 24 – Animals 20
Chislers’ win creates a three-way tie in the North. Josh Allen returns with 10 much-needed points.

Warbirds 29 – Killer Bees 23
Warbirds clinch the South. Burrow tosses 2 TDs in his return from injury to seal it.

Dominators 37 – Dragons 3
Dominators win again without QB help. Seahawks defense drops 12. Dragons deliver a completely lifeless performance.

Sinistars 60 – Cocktails 36

Statement win. Mahomes posts 16 while Harvey and Adams both score twice. Sinistars look like the team to beat.

Krauts 30 – Juggernauts 22
Veterans McCaffrey and Henry carry the Krauts, who lock up a wild card and look ready to defend their title.

Killers 35 – Lunatics 14
Killers stay alive thanks to kicker Borregales erupting for 15 points.

Whales 34 – Legion 19
Hurts and A.J. Brown connect for a pair of 10-pointers early as the Whales control this one throughout.

DIVISION OUTLOOK

North Division – Three-Way Tie (8–5)

Animals, Ferrets, Chislers — all still alive.

If Animals beat the Ferrets →
Animals win the North (even if Chislers also finish 9–5, Animals win on division record after a H2H split).

If Ferrets beat the Animals AND Chislers win →

Ferrets and Chislers split H2H and would have identical division records.
Tiebreak goes to points scored, where Ferrets currently lead by 4 points.
– If Chislers outscore Ferrets by 5+, the Chislers win the North.
– Otherwise, Ferrets take the crown.

Other Divisions

South Champion: Warbirds
East Champion: Sinistars
West Champion: Whales

WILD CARD PICTURE (Seeds 5–7)

Three of these four North teams will be wild cards: Chislers, Ferrets, Animals, Krauts.

Krauts are locked in thanks to a massive cushion in points scored over potential 8–6 threats (Killers, Juggs).

Animals could drop as far as the 8th seed if they lose and the Juggernauts win based on total points.

FINAL PLAYOFF SPOT SCENARIOS

Juggernauts

Clinch with a win.
Hold a 21-point lead over Killers and a 14-point lead over Animals.

Killers

Get in with a win + Juggernaut loss.

Killer Bees

Sneak in with a win AND losses by both Juggs and Killers.
Bees currently have a 20-point edge over Juggs and 41-point edge over Killers.

Dominators and Legion

Eliminated. Even at 7–7, their 317 and 323 total points respectively, puts them too far behind.

🏆 CFFL Power Rankings — Week 13

1. Sinistars (10–3)

Taylor for the Sinistars leads all RBs
with 104 pts and hasn't scored in
3 weeks!

Absolutely terrifying right now. They just dropped 60, Mahomes is heating up, Adams is dominating again, and Harvey looks legit. The clear Fantasy Bowl favorite.

2. Whales (9–4)

Locked up the West and trending upward. Hurts-to-A.J. Brown is a weekly cheat code, and JSN has emerged as a star. Dangerous team with a high floor.

3. Warbirds (8–5)

South champs and playing consistent football. Burrow’s return stabilizes the offense, and the RB depth is outrageous. This team’s built for January.

4. Krauts (8–5)

Here they come… again. Stafford, McCaffrey, and Henry are rolling, and the defending champs look every bit like a team ready for a title defense.

5. Chislers (8–5)

Allen again leads league in scoring with a 14 point
lead over second place

A huge win to force the three-way tie in the North. Josh Allen is back from the dead, and when he’s on, the Chislers can beat anybody.

6. Ferrets (8–5)

They’re streaky, but when they hit, they hit big. Prescott and Gibbs give them a scoring ceiling few teams can match. Massive showdown with the Animals coming.

7. Animals (8–5)

They’ve stumbled the last few weeks, but still control their North title destiny. Lamar must get back on track — the offense is too inconsistent right now.

8. Juggernauts (7–6)

Tough loss, but still holding the inside track on the final playoff spot. Mac Jones is erratic, but the roster has just enough juice to hang on.

9. Killers (7–6)

Hanging on by a thread and fighting hard. The QB issues limit their ceiling, but this team finds ways to scrap. Must win + Juggs loss gets them in.

10. Killer Bees (6–7)

Still alive — barely. They need help, but the talent is there to score 35+ any given week. Caleb Williams at least gives them hope.

11. Dominators (6–7)
Adams is the leading WR with 84,
30 more points than the next WR!

Somehow respectable despite literally never scoring with their QB. Defense has carried them, but the playoff door is effectively shut.

12. Legion (6–7)

Too inconsistent. The offense can look explosive or comatose. Now needing a miracle to get into the dance.

13. Lunatics (3–10)

Lots of effort, lots of close losses, lots of field goals from Butker. Unfortunately, not much else.

14. Dragons (5–8)

Falling apart at the wrong time. Three points last week? Absolutely brutal.

15. Wrecking Crew (3–10)

A rare bright spot with their best scoring output of the year a week ago — but too little, too late. A proud franchise limping toward the finish line.

16. Cocktails (2–11)

Two months ago, they were talking “second-half run.” Now they’re looking at the draft board. Injuries wrecked any hope they had.

Tuesday, November 25, 2025

CFFL Week 12

🏈 CFFL Week 12 Recap

Two weeks to go.
Division games are back.
Playoff dreams and spoiler missions are officially in full swing.

Here’s what went down in a pivotal Week 12:

Wrecking Crew (3–9) — 39

Cocktails (2–10) — 34

The battle of two once-proud franchises… now simply ready for the calendar to flip. Still, the Crew put together their best scoring output of the year, getting contributions across the roster. Tyler “Loopty” Loop led the way with 11 points as the Crew held on late.

Loopty Loop wondering if season over yet...

Lunatics (3–9) — 25

Dragons (5–7) — 3

Ugly doesn’t begin to describe the Dragons’ offensive performance. Their only points came from three XPs by Elliott. Meanwhile, the Lunatics benefited once again from the FG machine known as Harrison Butker, who nailed 15 points—all field goals. Dragons’ playoff hopes take a major hit.

Butker scores 15 in win

Legion (6–6) — 15

Dominators (5–7) — 7

Another low-scoring rock fight. The Legion stay alive in the playoff chase despite QB J.J. McCarthy putting up a donut. Michael Pittman “Eh?” was the difference-maker with a TD grab. Across the league, QB play this year continues to be… an adventure.

Pittman Eh?

Whales (8–4) — 35

Warbirds (7–5) — 26

In a showdown of division leaders, the Whales soared, shooting down the Warbirds behind a 16-point outing from Jalen Hurts. Jaxon Smith-Njigba continues his breakout, catching two TDs. The Whales strengthen their hold on the West.

JSN playing like an MVP

Killers (6–6) — 40

Killer Bees (6–6) — 24

A massive win for the Killers, who put up 40 and keep their playoff hopes buzzing. TDs from Dortch “On Football,” Tez Johnson, and Jakobi Meyers powered the victory. Caleb Williams had 12 for the Bees, but it wasn’t enough in a must-have game.

TD Tez!

Ferrets (7–5) — 50

Juggernauts (7–5) — 14

The Ferrets delivered a statement win—dropping a clean 50-burger and making a hard charge toward the postseason. Jahmyr Gibbs was electric with TD runs of 49 and 69 yards plus a receiving TD for 18 points. Dak added 14 more through the air. Juggernauts were overwhelmed start to finish.

Gibbs scored three times!

Krauts (7–5) — 42

Chislers (7–5) — 30

The champs are heating up at the perfect time. Stafford (12), Derrick “King Rat Tail” Henry (12), and McCaffrey (6) powered a 42-point showing as the Krauts push toward a title defense. Meanwhile, Chislers QB Josh Allen—fresh off tying the single-game scoring record—went from 30 straight to zero. Brutal swing.

Stafford has been on fire

Animals (8–4) — 25

Sinistars (9–3) — 20

Could this be a “Fantasy Bowl” preview? The Animals took down the league’s top team despite Lamar Jackson’s goose egg. The Sinistars didn’t fare much better—Mahomes managed just a single point. Defensive slugfest, playoff implications everywhere.

🏆 CFFL Power Rankings — Week 12 Edition

1️⃣ Sinistars (9–3)

Still the top dog despite the loss. The offense sputtered this week, but this is the deepest, most consistent roster in the league. Still the team to beat.

2️⃣ Whales (8–4)

Another strong showing and a huge win over the Warbirds. Jalen Hurts is heating up, and JSN is becoming a star. The West is theirs to lose.

3️⃣ Krauts (7–5) ⬆️

The champs are surging, winners of three straight and averaging 43 points over the last two weeks. This is the team nobody wants to see in the postseason.

4️⃣ Animals (8–4)

Nice bounce-back win over the league leaders after dropping two straight. Still have questions at QB, but the roster is too talented to fade.

5️⃣ Chislers (7–5) ⬇️

After back-to-back 40+ point weeks, they crash hard as Josh Allen goes from historic to invisible. High ceiling, but dangerously inconsistent.

6️⃣ Warbirds (7–5)

Plenty of firepower, but no longer the clear favorite in the South. Defense is becoming a concern. Still a playoff-caliber team, but trending sideways.

7️⃣ Ferrets (7–5) ⬆️⬆️

Dropped a 50-burger on the Juggernauts and look like a wildcard threat no one wants to deal with. Gibbs + Dak is becoming deadly.

8️⃣ Juggernauts (7–5) ⬇️

Riding the line between dangerous and disappointing. When Mac Jones is your heartbeat, variance is guaranteed. Defense let them down in Week 12.

9️⃣ Killer Bees (6–6)

Caleb Williams is keeping them afloat, but they’ve lost two big games in a row. They’re still right in the wildcard mix, but trending wrong at the wrong time.

🔟 Killers (6–6) ⬆️

Big 40-point performance and staying alive in the hunt. Still unpredictable, but they’re fighting hard and can play spoiler—or sneak in.

1️⃣1️⃣ Legion (6–6)

The most confusing team in the league. Loaded stars, zero consistency. They survive thanks to Pittman, but will need actual QB points to make a run.

1️⃣2️⃣ Dominators (5–7)

Still mathematically alive. Still allergic to quarterback scoring. Hard to rank higher until something changes there.

1️⃣3️⃣ Dragons (5–7) ⬇️

Three points? Three. Points. Needs an offensive revival ASAP or the season is cooked.

1️⃣4️⃣ Lunatics (3–9)

A weird, uneven team… but Butker is a cheat code. Capable of random chaos but not much else.

1️⃣5️⃣ Wrecking Crew (3–9)

Best scoring week of the season. Too little, too late, but at least the offense woke up.

1️⃣6️⃣ Cocktails (2–10)

Nothing is working. The losing streak continues, and Week 12 was another missed opportunity.

Playoff Picture

Division:

1. Sinistars 9-3

2. Whales 8-4 (405)

3. Animals 8-4 (338)

4. Warbirds 7-5 (315)

Wild Card:

5. Chislers 7-5 (438)

6. Ferrets 7-5 (434)

7. Krauts 7-5 (396)

8. Juggernauts 7-5 (350)

In the Hunt

Bees 6-6 (369)

Killers 6-6 (316)

Legion 6-6 (304)

Wednesday, November 19, 2025

CFFL Week 10 and 11

🏈 CFFL Weekly Newsletter – Weeks 10 & 11

“Down the Stretch We Come…”

We missed last week’s write-up, but the league didn’t slow down. With two weeks of action in the books, the playoff picture is starting to sharpen — and for some teams, the window is slamming shut. For others? It’s suddenly wide open.

📊 Division Races Tightening Up

North:
The Animals and Chislers are knotted at 7–4, with the Ferrets just one game behind. Three teams separated by a single game — buckle up.

South:
The Warbirds hold a slim one-game lead over the Killer Bees, while the Dominators and Dragons are still within striking distance. This division is an absolute grinder.

East:
The Sinistars look like the league’s juggernaut (pun intended), sitting at 9–2 and up two games on the Juggernauts. The Krauts, surging at 6–5, are shaping up to be that “nobody wants to play them” team.

West:
The Whales now lead by two games over the Legion and Killers, but with three weeks left, chaos is still very possible.

🗞️ WEEK 10 RECAP

Krauts 23 – Wrecking Crew 20

The Crew made a late push, but with Ertz, Metcalf, and Freiermuth (“Firemouth”) going scoreless, it wasn’t meant to be. The champs survive another week.

Warbirds 20 – Lunatics 12

The Warbirds make it look easy and suddenly have more RBs than they know what to do with: Robinson, Allgeier, Woody “Skid” Marks, and Breece Hall.

Dominators 25 – Killers 16

Williams scores twice for the Dragons

The Dominators win without a QB scoring a single point — which may be an actual league record. A defensive surge led by Seahawks D/ST (12) gets it done.

Killer Bees 39 – Legion 25

Achane racks up 12, Dicker “The Kicker” boots 11, and the Bees keep humming.

Dragons 35 – Whales 21

Huge upset. The Dragons ride Kyren Williams and Rico “Suave” Dowdle (18 combined points) to topple the West leaders.

Sinistars 48 – Ferrets 40

Offensive explosion. Gibbs scored 3 times in the loss, but Jonathan Taylor answered with another 3-TD eruption. The Sinistars keep flexing.

Taylor's 4th game with 3 TDs!

Juggernauts 32 – Animals 30

The Animals drop only their third game of the year, with Mac Jones’ 12 points powering the Juggs to a big win.

Chislers 46 – Cocktails 30

Chislers heating up at the right time. Henderson scores twice, and Jason “Michael” Myers boots 14. Cocktails continue their downward spiral.

🗞️ WEEK 11 RECAP

Sinistars 33 – Wrecking Crew 20

Sinistars keep marching toward the #1 seed. Adams and Nico Collins both score. Meanwhile, the Crew are counting the days until the finale.

Dominators 20 – Lunatics 13

Dominators squeak out another ugly win, aided by a late meaningless TD from Lamb. Flacco even chipped in (4 points!), a true collector’s item.

Warbirds 28 – Legion 6

The Legion offense imploded — how do Barkley, McCarthy, and Jefferson combine for six points? Warbirds roll behind Bijan’s 12.

Whales 20 – Bees 18

Down 18–14, the Whales storm back thanks to a Monday Night miracle from "Turd" Ferguson. The win gives the Whales a two-game lead in the West.

Killers 37 – Dragons 28

The Killers keep their season alive, led by a shockingly powerful rushing attack: 18 from Sean Tucker and 6 from McLaughlin.

Krauts 49 – Animals 9

Uh-oh. The Krauts are officially hot. McCaffrey drops 18, McMillian “and Wife” adds 12, and the Animals get absolutely stomped. Two straight losses for the once-dominant kennel.

Chislers 60 – Juggernauts 39

Josh Allen delivers a historic performance: 3 passing TDs and 3 rushing TDs, good for 30 points, tying the all-time QB record (himself, last year + Mark Rypien ’91). The Chislers have scored over 100 points over their last two games — and are peaking at the perfect time.

Allen now has two 30 point games in his career

Rypien in 1991 threw for 30 points in a game for the Jewels

Ferrets 29 – Cocktails 23

Down 23–6 on Monday night, the Ferrets launch a massive comeback behind Prescott and Aubrey. Dak ends with 4 passing TDs. Brutal loss for the Cocktails.

🏆 CFFL Power Rankings – Week 11

1️⃣ Sinistars (9–2)

Last Week: 1 | Trend: ↔️ Steady
The league’s most complete team. Taylor scoring every week, Adams and Collins producing, and now sitting on a two-game cushion in the East. They look like the Fantasy Bowl favorite — and they’re playing like it.

2️⃣ Whales (7–4)

Last Week: 3 | Trend: ⬆️ Rising
A gritty rebound win over the Bees and still holding a two-game lead in the West. They win shootouts, they win grinders, and Turd Ferguson remains the league’s most annoying Monday Night assassin.

3️⃣ Chislers (7–4)

Last Week: 6 | Trend: ⬆️⬆️ Surging
Winners of two straight with 100+ total points in that stretch. Josh Allen tied the all-time QB scoring record. This team is officially terrifying again — beware.

4️⃣ Krauts (6–5)

Last Week: 9 | Trend: ⬆️⬆️ Rocketing
The champs woke up. Crushed the Animals by 40 and suddenly look like the biggest dark-horse in the league. Nobody wants to see this team in the playoffs.

5️⃣ Juggernauts (6–4)

Last Week: 2 | Trend: ⬇️ Sliding
Got handled by the red-hot Chislers and now fall two games behind Sinistars. Still a quality squad, but their margin for error is shrinking.

6️⃣ Animals (7–4)

Last Week: 4 | Trend: ⬇️ Trouble
Two straight losses, including a 49–9 humiliation. The offense has completely lost its teeth. They’re tied for the division lead — but the vibes are not good.

7️⃣ Warbirds (7–4)

Last Week: 8 | Trend: ⬆️ Climbing
Steady, balanced, and now leading the South. Bijan heating up makes this team sneaky dangerous down the stretch.

8️⃣ Killer Bees (6–5)

Last Week: 7 | Trend: ↔️ Hanging In
Achane and Barner keep them competitive, but close losses are dragging them down. Still firmly in the playoff hunt.

9️⃣ Legion (5–6)

Last Week: 5 | Trend: ⬇️ Falling Fast
Six points. Six. Points. Barkley and Jefferson disappearing is criminal. They’re still only two games out in the West, but the arrow is very red right now.

🔟 Killers (5–6)

Last Week: 10 | Trend: ↔️ Steady
Surprise rushing explosion keeps them alive. They feel like a high-floor, low-ceiling team — which might be enough to sneak in.

1️⃣1️⃣ Dominators (5–6)

Last Week: 11 | Trend: ↔️ Treading Water
Win ugly, lose ugly. But they keep winning. This is the most confusing team in the league that manages to win without QBs.

1️⃣2️⃣ Dragons (5–6)

Last Week: 12 | Trend: ↔️ Fading
The upset of the Whales was nice, but they followed it by allowing the Killers to run all over them. Inconsistent to the core.

1️⃣3️⃣ Ferrets (6–5)

Last Week: 13 | Trend: ↔️ Teetering
Yes they won — but blowing a 17-point lead and needing a miracle comeback against the Cocktails doesn’t scream “contender.” Still dangerous, still flawed.

1️⃣4️⃣ Cocktails (2–9)

Last Week: 14 | Trend: ↔️ Window Closing
Showed life, then blew another lead. Season pulling plug on life support. Jordon Love now has the reins full time — but it’s too late.

1️⃣5️⃣ Lunatics (2–9)

Last Week: 15 | Trend: ↔️ Downward Drift
Injuries and bad luck everywhere. The offense is a mystery wrapped in a riddle wrapped in fishing line.

1️⃣6️⃣ Wrecking Crew (2–9)

Last Week: 16 | Trend: ↔️ Rock Bottom
The Crew have officially submitted their application for early offseason. Nothing is working. Just three more weeks.

🏈Playoff Picture:

🥇Division Leaders:

1. Sinistars 9-2

2. Whales 7-4 (370)

3. Animals 7-4 (313)

4. Warbirds 7-4 (289)

🃏Wild Card

5. Chislers 7-4 (408)

6. Juggernauts 7-4 (336)

7. Ferrets 6-5 (384)

8. Krauts 6-5 (354)

👀In the Hunt

Killer Bees 6-5 (345)

Dragons 5-6 (320)

Legion 5-6 (289)

Killers 5-6 (276)

Dominators 5-6 (273)